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  • 29-08-2009 12:56am
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    Rufus.T.Firefly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭


    It was my parents 40th wedding anniversary last week and they were telling me that they're starting to feel really old.

    I told them that it's never too late in life to do things that you've always wanted to do.

    So they've put me up for adoption.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    The race-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed.

    He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face.

    "What's the matter!

    Didn't I satisfy you when we screwed?" he asked.

    "It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman.

    "In your sleep, you felt my tits and mumbled,

    'What perfect headlights.'

    Then you felt my thighs and murmured,

    'What a smooth finish.'"

    "What's wrong with that?" asked the driver.

    "Nothing, but then you felt my muff and yelled,

    'Who the hell left the garage door open?!'"


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