HELP, ALL IDEAS WELCOME

alancork1987

HI, not sure if this is the right forum but meh,

ok so im after securing a job at the weekends as a P.R. manager for a city centre club in dublin, its known as a student club during the weeks but the management want a slightly older crowd in at the weekend.

they have completely stripped and modernised the club and it is like a new venue. they have even decided to bring in new djs to make it that more appealing.

now the problem is that im a student myself, but im at the bottom of the age group they are targeting (22 +) and i dont know how to make it appealing. i have plenty of ideas that can be done but they are for when the club has a steady crowd going in, it was those ideas that got me the position in the first place i think.

so anyway people, how and what would be a good way to attract in the crowd in the first place, or how to promote it apart from the traditional method of flyering etc. ALL IDEAS AND INPUTS WELCOME.


THANKS GUYS

phasers

Make it really dark/ get strippers

Karoma

Games of Blackjack.
Hookers.
The rest will fall into place.




Now that I've done your job for you, may I do your college assignments?

galwayrush

O look, a choo choo train.:pac:

Terry

Date a dude called Spencer and alienate all of your friends.

Yes. I watch The Hills. That Lauren chick is a fine thing.

Kalashnikov_Kid

Make sure you sell over-priced alcohol - it'll be all the rage then

Ruu_Old

Boards.ie members free entry.

Overheal

Volume: Down.

****ing headsplitting loud music gets up my man-tits.

RoadKillTs

So basically you want us to do your job for ya? fu*k that!!

RoadKillTs

man-tits

moobs

stovelid

Sugar bowls of coke.

Cheap drink.

alancork1987

Thanks guys, keep em comming, no matter how bad or crazy they are, im hoping to hold on to this job to get me through this year and pay for some of my masters.

Now that I've done your job for you, may I do your college assignments?[/quote]

oh that would be great, will you make me a sandwich too :D:pac:

brazilicious

only make the age limit for men....

young girls = older men

older men = desperate 25-30 year old women

job done

InkSlinger67

6 simple words.... two pencils nose desk head butt

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Get on the DART on a Thursday morning and Friday afternoon in an illuminous tshirt, with the venues logo/name on it, bring 2 hot chicks and 1 hot guy with same tshirt on. Walk up and down the carriage with 1 tag per person that can be redeemed for 2 free shots with every €10 spent before 11pm.

The days, time and location are perfect because, people on the DART are bored as feck....it will give people something to focus on while they commute, plus doing it at the start of the weekend, Ancient Mesopotamian city venue will be relatively fresh in their head.

If they already intend to head out on the tiles, they will remember you, if they stand to get 2 free shots with every €10 spent they might take u up on the offer, if they do, they will get drunker quicker, the by the time 11 comes, the promotion is over and theoretically they may spend more.


maybe, maybe, maybe.

Abi

alancork1987 wrote: »

what would be a good way to attract in the crowd in the first place

Accept social welfare cheques.

Biggins

You want posted on a public forum good ideas - ideas that can be read by possible opposition and be adopted too?

Naa, not a good idea to be honest but I DO wish you well in the venture.

G_R

hope your new boss ain't reading this...

he wouldn't be very impressed methinks

Otis Driftwood

Depends where it is.

Near O'Connell St = Dutchy on draught and an all night creche/tracksuit pressing service.

Near Grafton St = Razor blades in the vending machines for all the failed property developers and investment bankers.

Terry

dannym08 wrote: »

hope your new boss ain't reading this...

he wouldn't be very impressed methinks

Indeed.
OP, who do you work for?

I won't e-mail the link to this thread. Honestly.

Rabies

Get a a good door team. They don't need to be big and scary, polite and sane.

Keep a good dress code, day and night time.

Offer bar snacks late at night.

Never allow the club to pack out.

Floor service during all times.

Member of staff to great every customer at the door on arrival during the day and early evening.

Do not do cheap drinks and specials. If you do then you will attract the students and scumbags. If people want to come to your club, price of alcohol won't stop them.

Have a good balance of males and females (including bar staff)

Dord

How'd you manage to get this job?

You don't seem to have a clue what to do.

PhysiologyRocks

Keep it clean. Dirty places are thoroughly unappealing.

martyboy48

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

6 simple words.... two pencils nose desk head butt

5 simple words....two pencils nose desk headbutt

MultiUmm

Terry wrote: »

Date a dude called Spencer and alienate all of your friends.

Yes. I watch The Hills. That Lauren chick is a fine thing.

Wasn't that Lauren wan sacked though??? I don't really keep up with the going ons of The Hills I'm afraid.

skelliser

pay me your equivalent wage and il sort it out

Overheal

Terry wrote: »

Indeed.
OP, who do you work for?

I won't e-mail the link to this thread. Honestly.

/reminded of one of DeV's Legendary posts.

kumate_champ07

have someone drill 10 holes in a wall at different heights, from 2ft up to 3ft.
find some gypsy beggers. pay them 3euro an hour, make sure to get the ones missing most of their teeth.

this will be your free promotion, the holes will be known officaly as genital hygiene devices, you prob wont have to pay tax on it and it should be legal.

you're welcome.