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  • 28-08-2009 12:05am
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    procure11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 421 ✭✭


    ... but I read an online today

    A blind man got married to a deaf and dumb woman...everything Great ...but their sex life.

    The problem was they had issues communicating when they wanted sex.The woman...as usual very proactively found a solution ..she told her husband if he didn't want sex he should squeeze her left boob once and if he wanted some! he should squeeze the right one twice...genius!!!

    The husband agreed but ...after a couple of hours reactively... ofcourse...came up with with a better option...he said if she wanted to have sex ..she should stroke his dcik once and if she didn't want sex she should stroke it 85 times!!!...lol

    My question is how do people with constraints as mentioned deal with situations like that .I am sure we have all heard of people of various disabilities getting hitched...I have a cousin who is blind and we would like to know how such situations are handled...Thanks


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  • #2
    admiralofthefleet
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    a good nose for cheese and fish methinks


  • #3
    bigeasyeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭bigeasyeah


    crap


  • #4
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    procure11 wrote: »
    ... but I read an online today

    A blind man got married to a deaf and dumb woman...everything Great ...but their sex life.

    The problem was they had issues communicating when they wanted sex.The woman...as usual very proactively found a solution ..she told her husband if he didn't want sex he should squeeze her left boob once and if he wanted some! he should squeeze the right one twice...genius!!!

    The husband agreed but ...after a couple of hours reactively... ofcourse...came up with with a better option...he said if she wanted to have sex ..she should stroke his dcik once and if she didn't want sex she should stroke it 85 times!!!...lol

    My question is how do people with constraints as mentioned deal with situations like that .I am sure we have all heard of people of various disabilities getting hitched...I have a cousin who is blind and we would like to know how such situations are handled...Thanks

    I think your cousin would be better off posting for her/himself.


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