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sunburn

Nikko · 2009-08-27 11:54:30

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital, where he is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline,…

27-08-2009 11:54am

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Nikko

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A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital, where he is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who is rather astounded, says, "What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?"

The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

:P

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