Anything bad happen to you today?

kingtut

Well not everything is nice and happy and cheery! No happy clappy stuff in this thread! So what happened today that you didn't like?

For me it was having to work late :mad:

jumpguy

Went to bed last night earlier than normal, about 1. Fell asleep after reading about 30 minutes. Woke up, turned on my phone expecting it to be around 11, maybe 12. It was 2:30. WTF. Got out of bed faster than Usain Bolt.

G_R

jumpguy wrote: »

Went to bed last night earlier than normal, about 1. Fell asleep after reading about 30 minutes. Woke up, turned on my phone expecting it to be around 11, maybe 12. It was 2:30. WTF. Got out of bed faster than Usain Bolt.

thats a good thing!

13 and a half hours sleep. I envy you!:D

jumpguy

dannym08 wrote: »

thats a good thing!

13 and a half hours sleep. I envy you!:D

Nah I hate it, sleeping that much of the day away!

Whiskey Devil

'Woke up 20 mins before I was supposed to be in work, but I managed (looking a bit rough) to make it on time. So I've had a great day - nothing bad at all.

TPD

Woke up with a hangover and no water.

mental07

I just had a crap day in general!!

pikachucheeks

Kingtut embarrassed me in After Hours!

:pac:

Then so did Brummytom.

But I'm off to feed the ducks in Bushy Park soon, so it's allll good

*claps hands*

WeeBushy

Gone to the toilet over 15 times so far today.

I have the squirts.

pikachucheeks

WeeBushy wrote: »

Gone to the toilet over 15 times so far today.

I have the squirts.

In fairness, we all warned you about Pear Bulmers!

ottostreet

Nothing happened today, but yesterday was ****.

Anyone remember my Cannibal Cat?
Cannibal Cat had another litter a month ago, kittens were strong, eyes open and were beginning to feebly walk around.

Bloodbath occured yesterday. CC presented one of her now headless kittens to the dogs who stood guard over her dead body. Three out of the four kittens had their heads eaten off. One was saved and is currently downstairs being pampered. Cannibal Cat is gonna die for her crimes. It was absolutely disgusting.

WeeBushy

pikachucheeks wrote: »

In fairness, we all warned you about Pear Bulmers!

I wish it were the hangover kind, unfortunately it's the don't drink tap water in a third world country kind... I feel very sorry for the person sitting beside my on the plane yesterday.

Biggins

Yea, no sex. Too knackered chasing wimm's in my sleep beforehand.
Woke up knackered.

Caoimhín

I was driving somewhere in Londford today. I had the window down and i was minding my own business when a wasp flew into the car, down the back of my shirt and started to sting me. I couldn't stop the car because there was cars behind me so I had to hit my back until I managed to kill it.
I have seven or eight stings down my back.:mad:

G_R

ottostreet wrote: »

Nothing happened today, but yesterday was ****.

Anyone remember my Cannibal Cat?
Cannibal Cat had another litter a month ago, kittens were strong, eyes open and were beginning to feebly walk around.

Bloodbath occured yesterday. CC presented one of her now headless kittens to the dogs who stood guard over her dead body. Three out of the four kittens had their heads eaten off. One was saved and is currently downstairs being pampered. Cannibal Cat is gonna die for her crimes. It was absolutely disgusting.

im sorry, that is terrible but i couldnt resist

yerayeah

Feckin phone gave up, leaving me horribely out of the loop:(

Kiith

I had to get up at 06:50 and go and get 2 fillings. Then i couldnt sleep cause of the pain in my tooth, and now i'm in work till 7am tomorrow morning.

dr.bollocko

I farted this morning and it hung around the office for a half an hour.

MmmmmCheese

I found out that my ex has a new girlfriend

galwayrush

Got too many bills, a customers cheque bounced, wife pissed off with me, nope, nothing unusual at all here, regular day.:rolleyes:

FlutterinBantam

Badly skidded a brand new set of white cotton jocks after a particularly meaty fart:mad:

dr.bollocko

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Badly skidded a brand new set of white cotton jocks after a particularly meaty fart:mad:

An amateur mistake from a pro. White underwear is not a friend to the flatulent.

FlutterinBantam

Indeed Doc. present from the mott, broke out the tartan ones later on..

dr.bollocko

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Indeed Doc. present from the mott, broke out the tartan ones later on..

Tartan's good. A complicated pattern can mask many evils.

Bonavox

Worst thing that happened - I read this thread and now I'm unhappy

callaway92

A dump I was taking this morning took around a half an hour to come out of me

dr.bollocko

callaway92 wrote: »

A dump I was taking this morning took around a half an hour to come out of me

Sign of old age. Trick is to learn to enjoy it.

galwayrush

callaway92 wrote: »

A dump I was taking this morning took around a half an hour to come out of me

That happened to me a few times, lesson learnt, bring enough reading material with you any more.;)

4zn76tysfajdxp

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Sign of old age. Trick is to learn to enjoy it.

galwayrush wrote: »

That happened to me a few times, lesson learnt, bring enough reading material with you any more.;)

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Sign of old age. Trick is to learn to enjoy it.

I often wonder why there aren't more bookshelves in bathrooms. I know the steam from the shower could get in and melt the glue on the spines and shit particles could fly around as you flush. But if it was some sort of "book-cabinet" with a set of handled doors, and if you took proper care of the place by dropping the lid before flushing and opening a window while showering, you could spend flipping hours in there as you ssssssllllllllloooooooowwwwwllllllllyyyyyyyyyy pinch out your wholemeal brown-loaf reading a pristinely-kept tome. Who wouldn't wanna read Steinbeck on the shitter? In today's fast-paced world, it'll probably be the only chance you'll get to catch up on your high-culture.

bronte

Got rained on. Stupid rain.

ottostreet wrote: »

Nothing happened today, but yesterday was ****.

Anyone remember my Cannibal Cat?
Cannibal Cat had another litter a month ago, kittens were strong, eyes open and were beginning to feebly walk around.

Bloodbath occured yesterday. CC presented one of her now headless kittens to the dogs who stood guard over her dead body. Three out of the four kittens had their heads eaten off. One was saved and is currently downstairs being pampered. Cannibal Cat is gonna die for her crimes. It was absolutely disgusting.

WTF is wrong with your cat?! It needs to talk to someone about it's issues.

FlutterinBantam

Kevin Long Hairline wrote: »

I often wonder why there aren't more bookshelves in bathrooms. I know the steam from the shower could get in and melt the glue on the spines and shit particles could fly around as you flush. But if it was some sort of "book-cabinet" with a set of handled doors, and if you took proper care of the place by dropping the lid before flushing and opening a window while showering, you could spend flipping hours in there as you ssssssllllllllloooooooowwwwwllllllllyyyyyyyyyy pinch out your wholemeal brown-loaf reading a pristinely-kept tome. Who wouldn't wanna read Steinbeck on the shitter? In today's fast-paced world, it'll probably be the only chance you'll get to catch up on your high-culture.

:eek:

R E S P E CT DUDE

hopalong85

found out it's going to cost me 293 euro to change the date of my flight home. i have 400 euro left to survive on for 5 weeks in canada. :mad::(

Lollipops23

i fell off the diet wagon and gorged myself,feeling terrible now.





goddamn eddie rockets!!!!:mad::mad::mad::mad:

4zn76tysfajdxp

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

:eek:

R E S P E CT DUDE

Ah shucks, you flatter me.

Professey Chin

I never got a reply to my reply to the text that made me happy :mad:
Half way through training my stomach started killing me with every sprawl :mad::mad:
Got through that but I done something to my shoulder after that and now its absolutely killing me :mad::mad::mad:
ARRRRGH!!!!

Gummy Panda

ottostreet wrote: »

Nothing happened today, but yesterday was ****.

Anyone remember my Cannibal Cat?
Cannibal Cat had another litter a month ago, kittens were strong, eyes open and were beginning to feebly walk around.

Bloodbath occured yesterday. CC presented one of her now headless kittens to the dogs who stood guard over her dead body. Three out of the four kittens had their heads eaten off. One was saved and is currently downstairs being pampered. Cannibal Cat is gonna die for her crimes. It was absolutely disgusting.

Mamma cat must think or smelled something is wrong with the kittens e.g. sickness or birth defect.

Cats will kill their young and eat them to reclaim the energy lose during birth and so they don't have to look after kittens who may never be able to fend fully for themselves. Its suppose to be also to keep some of their gene pool clean of weaker cats mating.

Other animals do it as well.

spitfireIRL

i lost €20

raah!

Today I was woken up at 11 by a phone call and had no money and most of my friends were on fantastic holidays of some sort :P

Edit: my foot is also sore!

Trishis

This thread is kinda nice...when things are a lil bit crap its nice to know that you're not alone! Im very overdrawn, have no money and opened the post to find lots of bills! Nice!