Random Thoughts of 20-somethings.

gerTheGreat

· More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

· Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. (obviously this never happens to me so I can not relate)

· I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

· I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

· Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?

· There is a great need for sarcasm font.

· Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.

· How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? (I actually know but it took years…. God that’s awful)

· I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

· I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

· LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

· I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

· Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

· How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

· I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong

· Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

· I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

· Bad decisions make good stories.

· Whenever I'm on Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted! 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

· Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

· Why is it that during an icebreaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

· You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

· Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

· There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

· I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

· "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

· I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

· I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

· As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

· Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

· I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

· Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

· It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.

· I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

· I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

mdu

hahahaha - that made me laugh ! thanks:pac:

cathysworld

I still get all excited when I get a text message or even better if I have one on my phone when i wake up :pac:

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· Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

Does a true 20-something even own a watch these days? I do, but I never wear it.

Replace with: "Sometimes I'll switch the screen on my "smart" phone on 3 consecutive times, with the express reason of finding out what the time is, and still not know what time it is!"

**Timbuk2**

Haha OP I think that made my day. I agree with everything on that list, and I'm very nearly and 30-something-er :eek:

_SONIC_

that was hillarious

lol:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

candlegrease

Class! where did you get them from, or are they yours?

mad_physist

all so true!

gerTheGreat wrote: »

· As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

On a bike I hate everybody else :pac:

Jay P

That was class. And zo true!

banquo

Very, very good. Thoroughly enjoyed that
My favourite: · I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.