In your dreams.

Novella

If, right now, a person was to call you or text you, who would you want it to be and what would they say?

procure11

Novella wrote: »

If, right now, a person was to call you or text you, who would you want it to be and what would they say?

Help me understand the purpose of your post!!

Whosbetter?

This is Lotto HQ
You've just won the euromillions jackpot!

Novella

procure11 wrote: »

Help me understand the purpose of your post!!

...... for the lulz!

bleg

Hitler

"got any Juice?"

Futurism

Story. Any cans? - Jesus.

pikachucheeks

"Hello, your stash of rohypnol has arrived. It's waiting in reception for you to collect"

*swoon*

Red_Marauder

my dog - i'm happy, and i dont blame you. plus i can text in heaven.

Shacklebolt

"Hey Shack this is Dr Bollocko. Just wanted to let you know I'm locking that pointless 'In Your Dreams' thread."

Pighead

Pighead would absolutely love if his granny could text him and tell him how proud she was of her wonderful grandson.

Instead she'll probably call around to the house and bore Pighead to death for a couple of hours talking about veins and womens facial hair.
Why can't she just text?

almostnever

My friend,the one in hospital:
"I'm grand,they're letting me out in a few days."
Will never happen though,whenever she goes in she stays in for a month or so,whether or not there is something wrong.
Jesus,I really hope she's okay

pikachucheeks

"Hi. It's Pighead. I've decided that my use of the third person isn't funny anymore."

:P

Four-Percent

"Hi Four-Percent, this is Bono. Just to let you know I'm terminal with gonorrhea. Bye!"

Proxy

Pighead wrote:

Why can't she just text?

Flippin' priceless...

Frankie the barman telling me how much he misses me.

...it'll never happen though.

Pighead

pikachucheeks wrote: »

"Hi. It's Pighead. I've decided that my use of the third person isn't funny anymore."

:P

pikachucheeks: Hi Pighead, it's pikachucheeks here. I've decided to never ever speak about my big boobies again.

Pighead: Farewell young pikachucheeks, guess this means that we shall never hear you speak again. So long, and thanks for the mammaries memories.

pikachucheeks

Pighead wrote: »

pikachucheeks: Hi Pighead, it's pikachucheeks here. I've decided to never ever speak about my big boobies again.

Pighead: Farewell young pikachucheeks, guess this means that we shall never hear you speak again. So long, and thanks for the mammaries memories.

Just two things;

A) I never talk about the fact I have boobs - They're nothing special ; Every woman has them. In fact, most men now have them - no doubt yourself included.

Ultimate Chin called. He wants that "mammaries" joke you stole from him back.

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Now now.Let us not speak ill of the dead.
I'm sure her friends and family have many great mammaries of her

shenanigans1982

bleg wrote: »

Hitler

"got any Juice?"

And that gas bill is gonna be a killer.

BlueSpiral

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Just two things;

A) I never talk about the fact I have boobs - They're nothing special ; Every woman has them. In fact, most men now have them - no doubt yourself included.

Ultimate Chin called. He wants that "mammaries" joke you stole from him back.

http://i39.tinypic.com/23m7tjd.jpg

Biggins

Fianna Fail.
"We resign."

Pighead

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Ultimate Chin called. He wants that "mammaries" joke you stole from him back.

Time magazine just called Pighead. They want the mammaries joke that Ultimate Chin stole from them back in 2002.
http://www.time.com/time/columnist/corliss/article/0,9565,333787,00.html

Come on pika, that mammaries joke is as old as Methusela! We all own it. Every one of us.

pikachucheeks

"Hi, this is Time Magazine. We can confirm that Pighead is a liar"

:pac:

Ok. I'm done now.

Ridley

"Hello?"
"Hey, this is your watch, I can be used as a phone now"

Poor Uncle Tom

Hello this is boards.ie and we have the pleasure in welcomeing you to the upcoming wedding between Pighead and pikachucheeks......:D

sells

hey, is this sells, yeah this is Brian Cowan, ive got Mary Harney here and we just want to say that we are c'unts, and my balls are very small, bye.

Professey Chin

I just wish someone would.Havnt gotten a text since yesterday morning
Wait...thats a lie.I got a text from 3 informing me im due an upgrade.They can feck off

pikachucheeks

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Hello this is boards.ie and we have the pleasure in welcomeing you to the upcoming wedding between Pighead and pikachucheeks......:D

Ooooh, I sense tonight's thread-of-the-night coming on!

"Who would your ideal Boards-husband/wife be?"

:pac:

Novella

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I just wish someone would.Havnt gotten a text since yesterday morning
Wait...thats a lie.I got a text from 3 informing me im due an upgrade.They can feck off

Are you trying to make me feel sorry for you?!!

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Ooooh, I sense tonight's thread-of-the-night coming on!

"Who would your ideal Boards-husband/wife be?"

:pac:

Noooooo! I never get mentioned in those stupid threads!

4zn76tysfajdxp

pikachucheeks wrote: »

A) I never talk about the fact I have boobs

You're the only one that doesn't, I think.

Professey Chin

Novella wrote: »

Are you trying to make me feel sorry for you?!!

No I actually telling the truth :P

Novella

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

No I actually telling the truth :P

Awwwwh, *virtual text message*!

pikachucheeks

Novella wrote: »

Awwwwh, *virtual text message*!

Are you hitting on my main man!? :eek:

:pac:

Oh and PS. You could be my boards' wife!

Novella

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Are you hitting on my main man!? :eek:

:pac:

Oh and PS. You could be my boards' wife!

Eh, I was trying to be discreet there!! :):P

Ooooooh, that's all I wanted to hear! Go start the thread!

ottostreet

The manager of the place i work:

Hey ottostreet, just to let you know the owner has decided to never visit on the nights you're working again. See you Friday.

I cannot stress how happy that would make me. seriously.

Hi Whoopsadaisydoodles, this is Bootcamp Ireland here, you were an embarrassment at training tonight. You're making us look bad. So, we've decided to pay for liposuction for you so you don't have to come to our classes any more

pikachucheeks

Deleted User wrote: »

Hi Whoopsadaisydoodles, this is Bootcamp Ireland here, you were an embarrassment at training tonight. You're making us look bad. So, we've decided to pay for liposuction for you so you don't have to come to our classes any more

I've seen those nutters train in Bushy Park! Terrifying! Some mean looking lady shouting abuse at people doing 15606 push-ups a minute! :O

And Novella, I tried with the Boards' marriage, but they didn't like it

deisedude

"Lets get jiggy" from Scarlett Johansson:p

pikachucheeks

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I've seen those nutters train in Bushy Park! Terrifying! Some mean looking lady shouting abuse at people doing 15606 push-ups a minute! :O

aw crap - I think we got the nice dude and I died momentarily. I hope I don't get her thursday, i'll be jogging all the way back to the carpark

Novella

pikachucheeks wrote: »

And Novella, I tried with the Boards' marriage, but they didn't like it

I saw that, I'm so sad!

anniehoo

Guy ive liked for ages: "Hey, ive been an idiot and ive missed you.When can i see you?x"

Unfortunately *sigh* hes just "not that into" me...