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The Nagging Wife

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  • 25-08-2009 6:33pm
    #1
    beertons
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    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight . [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]
    [/FONT]    [/FONT][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?' [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on. [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs. [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news. [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said. [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] To which he whirled around and screamed, [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!' [/FONT][/FONT]


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    #2
    _SONIC_
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    i lol'd and so did my mom!!!


    good one!!


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