TDs and the rest of us

ART6

Sent to me by a friend:


One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asks for his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money
from you. I am doing community service this week.' The florist
is pleased and leaves the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there
is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his
door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves
the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank
you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when
he tries to pay his bill, the barber again says, 'I cannot accept money
from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is
very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank
you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your
Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.'

Then a TD comes in for a haircut , and when he
goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money
from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The TD is very
pleased and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
TDs lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the Members of our government.

genericguy

it wasn't a dozen TDs, it was mary harney, looking for said doughnuts.

Cookie_Monster

Why would they (TD's) go out of their way for free haircuts when they can get the taxpayer to pay from them anyway?

ibarelycare

Mmmmm doughnuts

Euro_Kraut

TD don't like to pay for haircuts. That is soo true. That point more that any other you could have made illustrates the difference between non-TDs and TDs.

Excellent post OP. Feel free to copy and paste all the other Fw: emails you got today.

Snowie

Euro_Kraut wrote: »

TD don't like to pay for haircuts. That is soo true. That point more that any other you could have made illustrates the difference between non-TDs and TDs.

Excellent post OP. Feel free to copy and paste all the other Fw: emails you got today.

don't encourage him

kazzer

I thought he was going to leave a brown envelope outside the barber shop.

whadabouchasir

kazzer wrote: »

I thought he was going to leave a brown envelope outside the barber shop.

When did TD's ever give anyone a brown envelope?

ART6

genericguy wrote: »

it wasn't a dozen TDs, it was mary harney, looking for said doughnuts.

:D:D:D:D

Wertz

genericguy wrote: »

it wasn't a dozen TDs, it was mary harney, looking for said doughnuts.

Rubbish...everyone knows Harney uses a Miami stylist and pays in cash.

Long Onion

Aren't NAMA giving a haircut to the banks?

Seems the hair cutting business is thriving these days.

tarbuck

whadabouchasir wrote: »

When did TD's ever give anyone a brown envelope?

They often give brown envelopes .... always containing instructions to "fill this with money and return to me."

Wertz

whadabouchasir wrote: »

When did TD's ever give anyone a brown envelope?

Yeah...that's what they employ the revenue commisioners for...

Prof.Badass

genericguy wrote: »

it wasn't a dozen TDs, it was mary harney, looking for said doughnuts.

Don't forget the flowers too!

General Zod

pressing "reply all" (or in this case, crtl-c ) to an email doesn't make the contents true.

Long Onion

Please send a link to this thread to 5 of your friends before 1pm or you will all catch Aids and something really nice will happen.

genericguy

Long Onion wrote: »

Please send a link to this thread to 5 of your friends before 1pm or you will all catch Aids and something really nice will happen.

i won't get aids, i'm straight.

tarbuck

genericguy wrote: »

i won't get aids, i'm straight.

You could still get "good-aids" (from a needle, blood transfusion etc).

Long Onion

tarbuck wrote: »

You could still get "good-aids" (from a needle, blood transfusion etc).

not if you wear a condom;)

genericguy

Long Onion wrote: »

not if you wear a condom;)

a needle could well get through a conny.

Long Onion

genericguy wrote: »

a needle could well get through a conny.

Ah yes, but it's easier than trying to get a rich camel through your japs eye ... oh wait ...

I missed theology 101.

genericguy

Long Onion wrote: »

Ah yes, but it's easier than trying to get a rich camel through your japs eye ... oh wait ...

I missed theology 101.

:pac: