Fantasy Breakfast

In All Fairness

Okay so it's Sunday Morning. The breakfast and papers day. But what six breakfast items would you choose for your fantasy breakfast? Are you a veggie and still have to leave something out? Think about the fry-up merchants who might have to use all six options on that alone.:eek:
Anyway, water comes free and doesn't cost.

My six are as follows:

1) Cigarettes

2) Orange Juice

3) Tea/Coffee (depending on mood)

4) Bacon

5) Scrambled Eggs

6) Toast (with marmalade)

So let us know, also thanks in advance to anyone who makes room for fried mushrooms. Kudos.

Jesus Wept

Now I'm hungry. Booo-urns.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Breakfast forum

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tea, orange/apple juice, pancakes, yogurt

damn it now i want pancakes

curlysues89

i would swap the ciggies for sausages.....yum and the tea/coffee for potato bread/hash browns.....mouth watering

Biggins

6 Things I'd like on the breakfast table?

The first one would have to be Natalie Portman.
Anything else would just be "afters".

(and just for all you horny blokes (and lassies too?), in her next film (Black Swan) she gets it on good time with Mila Kunis - good angry sex LOL See: HERE or HERE for example)

Yum...

Jesus Wept

curlysues89 wrote: »

i would swap the ciggies for sausages.....

You'll regret it, I'm on 40 sausages a day now.

IvySlayer

Coco Pops.

With milk.

And a glass of orange juice.

curlysues89

The-Rigger wrote: »

You'll regret it, I'm on 40 sausages a day now.

maybe you should be try cocktail sausages for a while so.....:D:p

rotinaj

Just had mine there. Soaked the drink from last night up a threat.

Sausage, rashers, beans, white pudding,toast and coffee

IvySlayer

Biggins wrote: »

6 Things I'd like on the breakfast table?

The first one would have to be Natalie Portman.
Anything else would just be "afters".

(and just for all you horny blokes (and lassies too?), in her next film (Black Swan) she gets it on good time with Mila Kunis - good angry sex LOL See: HERE or HERE for example)

Yum...

You brought Morning Glory back.

:mad:

Now it won't go away for a while.

Wurly

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

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My six....

1. Strong coffee
2. Sh1tt loads of water (i'm pretty hungover)
3. Mashed avocado
4. Batch bread
5. salt 'n' pepper
6. Some form of chocolate for after

Hmm, yeah... I'm gonna go do this now.:)

Biggins

IvySlayer wrote: »

You brought Morning Glory back.

:mad:

Now it won't go away for a while.

Work it off there sir! I mean "walk" it off...

IvySlayer

Biggins wrote: »

Work it off there sir! I mean "walk" it off...

'Tis OK, I googled Mary Harney and my penis ran away.

Biggins

IvySlayer wrote: »

'Tis OK, I googled Mary Harney and my penis ran away.

I can picture it right now...

I come down to breakfast and there waiting for me on the kitchen table is Mary Harney in a little pink see through thin item and a fluffy matching thong...

"Yes" I say to myself... "Yum Yum, I'm hungry..."







....there!
Did that work for you?

JONJO THE MISER

My Six:

1. 6 pieces of Streaky Bacon
2. 4 Sausages
3. 5 pieces of Black Pudding
4. 4 pieces of White Pudding
5. Fried Mushrooms
6. 6 slices of Bread(3 plain,3 toasted)

MMMMM im hungryyyyy:cool:

IvySlayer

Biggins wrote: »

I can picture it right now...

I come down to breakfast and there waiting for me on the kitchen table is Mary Harney in a little pink see through thin item and a fluffy matching thong...

"Yes" I say to myself... "Yum Yum, I'm hungry..."







....there!
Did that work for you?

I am infertile now.

JONJO THE MISER

We should start some sort of Club for this every sunday, how about we call it the Sunday Morning Breakfast club?

Biggins

IvySlayer wrote: »

I am infertile now.

...and my work is done for the day!

Biggins

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

We should start some sort of Club for this every sunday, how about we call it the Sunday Morning Breakfast club?

Can we call it the "Sinday Morning Breakfast club?"
Sounds a lot more fun. :pac:

In All Fairness

Biggins wrote: »

I can picture it right now...

I come down to breakfast and there waiting for me on the kitchen table is Mary Harney in a little pink see through thin item and a fluffy matching thong...

"Yes" I say to myself... "Yum Yum, I'm hungry..."







....there!
Did that work for you?

I feel like I need a tetanus jab.

In All Fairness

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

My Six:

1. 6 pieces of Streaky Bacon
2. 4 Sausages
3. 5 pieces of Black Pudding
4. 4 pieces of White Pudding
5. Fried Mushrooms
6. 6 slices of Bread(3 plain,3 toasted)

MMMMM im hungryyyyy:cool:

White puddin' on toast. Nyom.

104494431

That Mary Harney reference made me go downstairs and set fire to the kitchen table. As I sit in my smoke filled bedroom, my thoughts are only of her.

bernardo mac

Grilled juicy kippers,scrambled eggs,fresh field mushrooms,fried or grilled and oozing their natural juices,fresh homemade brown bread,and my fantasy lady to appear and share the repast and morning thoughts...:)

Biggins

104494431 wrote: »

That Mary Harney reference made me go downstairs and set fire to the kitchen table. As I sit in my smoke filled bedroom, my thoughts are only of her.

Himmm roasting hot Harney on the breakfast table in the morning.
Now there is a reason to rush down and chew in. :pac:

By the time you satisfy yourself with her, you'll have no room for the other five items!

Caoimhín

bernardo mac wrote: »

Grilled juicy kippers

I think kippers and whiskey make a Nuclear option breakfast..

My favourite;

Home made pancakes,
Fresh strawberries, blueberries and raspberries,
Maple syrup,
Fresh coffee,
The Sunday Business Post.

DanGerMus

Biggins wrote: »

I can picture it right now...

I come down to breakfast and there waiting for me on the kitchen table is Mary Harney in a little pink see through thin item and a fluffy matching thong...

"Yes" I say to myself... "Yum Yum, I'm hungry..."







....there!
Did that work for you?

There isn't a sock big enough to clean up that mess............

DamoDLK

Mmmm after considerable thought! - I'd love anything thats near a full Irish.. i miss real food! as opposed to the ozzie tripe! pork sausages! FTW!!!

lapses

3 cans of dutch gold
3 whiskey chasers

right job. though in reality ive only got 4 cans of tuborg... if some cnut didn't already whip them.

Abi

• Sunday papers
  
• Fresh orange juice
  
• Hash browns
  
• Scrambled egg whites
  
• Quorn sausages
  
• Fresh coffee

Ickle Magoo

Coffee
OJ
pancakes & maple syrup
fruit salad

galwayrush

Chicken Bhuna with pileu rice.:)

Roesy

Coffee
Cranberry juice
French toast and maple syrup
Crispy streaky bacon

TheZohanS

In All Fairness wrote: »

My six are as follows:

1) Cigarettes

2) Orange Juice

3) Tea/Coffee (depending on mood)

4) Bacon

5) Scrambled Eggs

6) Toast (with marmalade)

So let us know, also thanks in advance to anyone who makes room for fried mushrooms. Kudos.

Marmalade is extra!

My 6:

1. coffee
2. bacon
3. sausages
4. toast
5. scrambled eggs
6. sauted mushrooms

Now I'm hungry.

itsallaboutheL

Abigayle wrote: »

• Sunday papers
• Fresh orange juice
• Hash browns
• Scrambled egg whites
• Quorn sausages
• Fresh coffee

1) Smokes
2) Milk
c) Meat
11) MOAR Meat

Abi

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

1) Smokes
2) Milk
c) Meat
11) MOAR Meat

Good luck with the stroke :pac:

TPD

Tea
Sausages (about 4)
Breafast muffin, sliced toasted and buttered
Smoked streaky bacon (3 or 4 slices)
Potato Waffles (2)
Orange Juice

stiff kitten

chilled cranberry juice

then bring me cool mixed fruit with a creamy vanilla yogurt
porridge with cinnamon and honey and bananas yum

forget that healthy stuff for a min...

hash browns, good quality sausages and pudding, beans, eggs, button mushrooms, rashers, hot toast and a cuppa tea..throw in a cherry muffin there so if theres space in ma belly!

Edgedinblue

about 5/6 sausages, couple of dippy eggs, 2 breakfast muffins, black and white pudding, and a cup of tea! now im bloody hungry, all i had was weetabix!

Red Sleeping Beauty

winning the lotto and world peace.

Oh and two Scottish square/Lorne sausages with rolls and a cup of tae!

rubadub

galwayrush wrote: »

Chicken Bhuna with pileu rice.:)

I love curry for breakfast. Pizza is good too, and steak & eggs would have to be in there, and danish pastries.

Dunno why so many people limit their breakfasts, especially the real odd one I still have to get a decent answer to, -why so many people will only eat pigs before ~11am

Whispered

My six:

1) Hash browns

2) beans

3) quorn sossies

4) scrambled eggs

5) plenty of white toast (with mountains of butter)

6) "proper" coffee

If terribly hungover, and only allowed 6 items, I might replace scrambled eggs with a nice choc croissant after brekkie, sort of like a brekfast dessert.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

My Six:

1. 6 pieces of Streaky Bacon
2. 4 Sausages
3. 5 pieces of Black Pudding
4. 4 pieces of White Pudding
5. Fried Mushrooms
6. 6 slices of Bread(3 plain,3 toasted)

MMMMM im hungryyyyy:cool:

F*ck yeah!!!! Il have 2 please!!

G_R

1. 4 Sausages
2. 3 Streaky Rashers (nearly burned. but not quite)
3. 2 Dippy eggs (if they sarent dippy breakfast is ruined)
4. 3 pieces White Pudding (the country-style brand please)
5. 2 slices of French toast (i think thats what its called, the one thats done in a frying pan)
6. a mug of Cappuchino

the perfect breakfast.

mmmm, if only i saw this thread this morning

bnagrrl

Sandwich consisting of...

Superquinn sausages
Fried egg
Heinz ketchup

on soft white bread with real butter

served with a tall glass of ice cold OJ

pikachucheeks

1) Orange juice
2) Whole grain toast
3) Boiled egg
4) Strawberries
5) A passion fruit
6) Natural yogurt with honey.

Mmmm.

bnagrrl

helena.ryan wrote: »

If terribly hungover, and only allowed 6 items, I might replace scrambled eggs with a nice choc croissant after brekkie, sort of like a brekfast dessert.

Love breakfast dessert :cool: