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not a very happy ending.

  • 21-08-2009 2:32pm
    #1
    m3llowship
    Closed Accounts Posts: 269 ✭✭


    Is there anything worse than drinking a lovely cup of tea, and just when you are slurping off the very last gulp, a foreign piece of something shots into your mouth and its too late to stop swallowing!
    I didnt dip any biscuit into it, I dont take sugar either?
    It wasnt hard or soft, I dont know what it was?


    WHAT THE F*CK WAS IT?????:confused::confused::confused:


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  • #2
    ei.sdraob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,376 ✭✭✭ei.sdraob


    m3llowship wrote: »
    Is there anything worse than drinking a lovely cup of tea, and just when you are slurping off the very last gulp, a foreign piece of something shots into your mouth and its too late to stop swallowing!
    I didnt dip any biscuit into it, I dont take sugar either?
    It wasnt hard or soft, I dont know what it was?


    WHAT THE F*CK WAS IT?????:confused::confused::confused:

    you might find out in a few hours when and if it comes out the other end


  • #3
    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    Was it a foreign national - they're always sneaking in takkin ar jabs!!!!:mad:


  • #4
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    It was the poison. PM me naked pics for the antidote.


  • #5
    m3llowship
    Closed Accounts Posts: 269 ✭✭m3llowship


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    It was the poison. PM me naked pics for the antidote.
    Thats it I am changing my avatar......

    Sick of everyone thinking I am a bird!

    ...........or maybe you did know the truth........oooo Doctor......


  • #6
    Redzer7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,209 ✭✭✭Redzer7


    TOBLERONE :eek::confused:


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  • #7
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Someone slipped you a mickey.


  • #8
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,309 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    It was a young childs sexual organs. You are now officially a pedofile.

    Please contact your local Garda station to find out how to register on the sexual offenders register.


  • #9
    convert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,339 ✭✭✭convert


    Hormone pills?


  • #10
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Wild shot here but could it have been a tea leaf?


  • #11
    m3llowship
    Closed Accounts Posts: 269 ✭✭m3llowship


    jester77 wrote: »
    Wild shot here but could it have been a tea leaf?


    That was on the list of suspects, but it didnt feel like a tea leaf, or a bit of a tea bag.


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  • #12
    Salvelinus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭Salvelinus


    Was it someone elses happy ending?


  • #13
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    You would know what a bit of a tea bag in yer mouth'd be loike. wha? wha? QWEEYAR


  • #14
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    I'd say it was a bit of biscuit.

    If not that, then it must have been a bit of sugar.

    Can't think of anything else. . .


  • #15
    wudangclan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    a bat?


  • #16
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    It was a bit of that horrible crusty stuff that builds up on mugs and plates when your dishwasher doesn't work properly


  • #17
    murfie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 768 ✭✭✭murfie


    you forgot to take the teabag out of the cup!


  • #18
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    was the milk gone off?


  • #19
    m3llowship
    Closed Accounts Posts: 269 ✭✭m3llowship


    Mini Wibbs wrote: »
    was the milk gone off?

    I hope to fu*k not!!

    had an incident about three months ago involving a stinking hangover and a cartoon of 5 week old milk.

    I wasnt right for the day......


  • #20
    Mayoegian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭Mayoegian


    m3llowship wrote: »
    Is there anything worse than drinking a lovely cup of tea, and just when you are slurping off the very last gulp, a foreign piece of something shots into your mouth and its too late to stop swallowing!
    I didnt dip any biscuit into it, I dont take sugar either?
    It wasnt hard or soft, I dont know what it was?


    WHAT THE F*CK WAS IT?????:confused::confused::confused:

    Did ya remember to take out the tea-bag?:confused:


  • #21
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Mayoegian wrote: »
    Did ya remember to take out the tea-bag?:confused:

    you might notice a whole teabag in the course of drinking your beverage dude :)


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  • #22
    Mayoegian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭Mayoegian


    genericguy wrote: »
    you might notice a whole teabag in the course of drinking your beverage dude :)
    :p

    Dudess btw!


  • #23
    jigglywoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    Did you check that the cup was empty before you filled it?
    There could be spiders in your cupboard and one was living in the cup ;)


  • #24
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Mayoegian wrote: »
    :p

    Dudess btw!

    i know, but i wouldn't like to call you by that fool's name :)


  • #25
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Snot?


  • #26
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    it was an AID.


  • #27
    m3llowship
    Closed Accounts Posts: 269 ✭✭m3llowship


    jigglywoo wrote: »
    Did you check that the cup was empty before you filled it?
    There could be spiders in your cupboard and one was living in the cup ;)


    DONT TELL ME THINGS LIKE THAT!

    If it was snot, it was on mega lump of nose treasure!

    I'm putting in down to a piece of a tea bag or summit?

    Or, the other explanation "a rogue strand of cum"

    ..............Thanks Al....


  • #28
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Did you clean the mug properly before you used it? If not it could have been anything


  • #29
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Do you have hard water? Could it have been a loose piece of limescale from the kettle?


  • #30
    Four-Percent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    Did you make sure your willy wasn't in the cup before you drank your tea?


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  • #31
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    I reckon it was a piece of lumpy milk.

    Milk is the devil - it wishes you ill will.


  • #32
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Milk is the devil - it wishes you ill will.

    this is blasphemy. go directly to jail.


  • #33
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    genericguy wrote: »
    this is blasphemy. go directly to jail.

    This ain't Monopoly, mate! I'm not getting my community chest out for you!
    :pac:

    But in all seriousness, it could have been a piece of lumpy milk.

    or just the recession saying "Have a nice day!" ;)


  • #34
    m3llowship
    Closed Accounts Posts: 269 ✭✭m3llowship


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    This ain't Monopoly, mate! I'm not getting my community chest out for you!
    :pac:

    But in all seriousness, it could have been a piece of lumpy milk.

    or just the recession saying "Have a nice day!" ;)


    it was a fu*king piece of blu tac!

    my basta*d work colleague thought it would be funny to try and choke me.

    he is a boardsie that doesnt post in AH (smart guy) and saw my post, came to my desk with his head hung low....

    Mystery solved.............BSTARD!


  • #35
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Did you leave the spoon in?


  • #36
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    ... your friend is awesome...


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  • #37
    Stargate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Stargate


    mikom wrote: »
    Someone slipped you a mickey.

    Hahahaha :D Funny


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