The Small Penis Industry.

arynne

I want to destroy the Small Penis Industry because it is causing untold damage and misery. It is driven by charlatans. Here is a short article I have written on the subject. Please help me with this campaign.
How to Exploit the Vulnerable.
It is actually very easily done. First, you conjure up a “medical condition”. Then you give it an impressive Latin sounding name; in this case let us try ‘microphalluses. Now throw in a few ‘scientific facts’ about the measurements for length and width for your “average” penis. Now we are getting places. All we need now are a few “expert”, with incidentally zero medical qualifications, to come up with a “cure” and Hey Presto, an industry is born. Moreover, make no mistake about it at all, the “small penis” fixation industry is an extremely lucrative one indeed.

I speak as a doctor who has performed some thirty thousand vasectomies over the last thirty-five years. All right? Therefore, for my sins I have had an opportunity of observing some thirty thousands penises. And, guess what? Go on now, think about it, what do you think I have observed? Yes, you have it! There is no such thing as an “average” penis. I observe only flaccid, non-erect, penises of course. But, you can take it from me; these vary in size from nothing at all, and I literally mean nothing at all, to a button mushroom, to a cocktail sausage and all the way up to an impressive Italian salami. And they are, all of then, normal. And they all work perfectly well. We know that because that is why these guys are in having a vasectomy – they have all fathered children.
There is then logically, no such thing as a penis that is “too small”. Too small for what, I ask you? Too small to have an organism? No. Too small to father children? No. Too small to cause orgasm in his sex partner? No, repeated surveys suggest not? A penis is only “too small” to fit a misconception and a fallacy propagated down through the ages since the drawing on the cave dweller’s walls depicting phalluses of gigantean proportions.
Fast forward another five thousand years or so and we have the bold Kamasutra of Vatsyayana and a right Jack the Lad he was too. The Kamasutra set himself up as a kind of fifteenth century pornographer where he delighted in depicting maidens being rodgered by fellows with stallion-sized erections and in sexual positions impossible for any but a well-practised contortionist. The big penis myth goes on.

Then we have the Highlandnatives of Papua New Guinea. To this day these warriors overcome their penis size fixation by placing their flaccid penis into an enormous upwardly pointed gourd giving the outwardly impression that they are in procession, not of a button mushroom, but of a massive constantly erect phallus. Very clever, don’t you think?

And that brings us up to the present day. No self-respecting pornography star today would be found dead on stage sporting anything less than a shillelagh-sized erection with which to impress the ladies. And so the myth goes on. Is it any wonder that so many men today suffer from penis size fixation and seek ‘remedies’ for a condition that only exists in their minds but not in the real world.
So, in walk the charlatans with their weights and pullies, lotions and potions and secrets about the “real truth” of hand exercises or masturbatory techniques to enlarging your “manhood”. That not one of these chancres has a medical qualification between them does not seem to matter a jot. That not one of their secrets, weights, pullies, potions, pills or products, would stand up to even the most cursory of scientific review seem equally to be of no importance. No, the sad fact is that when it comes a thing like Penis Size Fixation the victim is blinded and the vulture swoops. It is all too sad.

CDfm

This sounds very Jerry Springer to me, but, then I am luxury lenght think "hung like" and" donkey".

Its not something Ive ever heard about outside problem pages maybe some medics can give us an insight- but being Doctors will probably say" hey its never bothered me because I'm a Doctor and am not measured like other men".

petes

I just have the one mastubatory technique and it's not to increase my penis size.

tbh

I don't think it's something that many men take seriously, to be honest.

tbh

OP, if you want to contribute again, you've 24 hours to do so before the thread gets locked.

tbh

make that six hours :pac:

tbh

I lolled, but let's keep it on topic as much as we can