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How long would it take... ? (warning - childish and peurile)

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  • 20-08-2009 3:31pm
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    3DataModem
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    Let's imagine we were all in the universe of "The Matrix".

    We all get freed from the matrix, and end up in a new world. However, we naturally still all have the old access ports in the back of our heads.

    How long before someone makes some "matrix-hole" based pornography?
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    Cookie_Monster
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    *plugs in shaft


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    cathysworld
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    not long then!


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    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    cathysworld wrote: »
    not long then!

    That's what she said.


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I've never seen The Matrix so have no idea what you are talking about? :confused:


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    GavRedKing
    Registered Users Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    Just realise that there is no spooning


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    genericguy
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    3DataModem wrote: »
    How long before someone makes some "matrix-hole" based pornography?

    here you go good sir

    dot.jpg


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,966 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Rule 34


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    mathie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,099 ✭✭✭mathie


    3DataModem wrote: »
    Let's imagine we were all in the universe of "The Matrix".

    We all get freed from the matrix, and end up in a new world. However, we naturally still all have the old access ports in the back of our heads.

    How long before someone makes some "matrix-hole" based pornography?

    You spelt 'peurile' it's spelt 'I n-e-e-d t-o g-e-t o-u-t m-o-r-e'


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    cathysworld
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    genericguy wrote: »
    here you go good sir

    dot.jpg

    Ha ha that is stink!


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    thomond2006
    Registered Users Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    3DataModem wrote: »
    We all get freed from the matrix, and end up in a new world. However, we naturally still all have the old access ports in the back of our heads.

    Is that the day the Ice Age ended? :confused:


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    hidinginthebush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    genericguy wrote: »
    here you go good sir

    dot.jpg

    we must publish! (private joke)


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    Rented Mule
    Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    The remaining humnas in the Matrix were encouraged to have sex and reproduce as often as possible.

    Sex everyhwere you turn and people are worried about having a **** ?

    Darwin would be proud.


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    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Rented Mule wrote: »
    The remaining humnas in the Matrix were encouraged to have sex and reproduce as often as possible.

    Sex everyhwere you turn and people are worried about having a **** ?

    Darwin would be proud.

    yeah but at the end of the day there might not be anyone nice left, and having a **** is sex with someone i love.


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    mobius42
    Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭mobius42


    *pulls up in limo and rolls down window*

    It's been done.

    *screeches off*


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    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    mobius42 wrote: »
    *pulls up in limo and rolls down window*

    It's been done.

    *screeches off*

    drive-by arguments?? how civilised you are, sir!


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    wing52
    Registered Users Posts: 277 ✭✭wing52


    There would be an architect on the loose somewhere,I suppose?


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