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JOB ME!

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  • 20-08-2009 1:20pm
    #1
    ihadu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭


    i'm 30 with no qualifications, haven't worked in years.

    JOB ME!

    ...or advise me

    too ugly to whore it up for $$$, too posh to sell drugs...


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    #2
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Whore/Manwhore (Delete as appropriate)


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    #3
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users Posts: 24,481 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Poland
    >>>>>>>

    Plenty of jobs there apparently, ask for Dell


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    #4
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    You like hanging round street corners?


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    #5
    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    ihadu wrote: »
    i'm 30 with no qualifications, haven't worked in years.

    JOB ME!

    ...or advise me

    Civil service,

    Garda,

    Anti-NAMA/Shell/G8/McDonalds protester

    Mod


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    #6
    ihadu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭ihadu


    Long Onion wrote: »
    Civil service,

    Garda,

    Anti-NAMA/Shell/G8/McDonalds protester

    Mod[/quote

    i'd love to be a garda, is it too late though.

    i'm a capitalist so i'd only end up beating the above protesters


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    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Post in every single forum(and accessible subforums) on boards with worthwhile contributions by 6 today and I'll give you €500


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    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    ihadu wrote: »
    i'm a crapitalist so i'd only end up beating the above protesters

    So true ...


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    ihadu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭ihadu


    SV wrote: »
    Post in every single forum(and accessible subforums) on boards with worthwhile contributions by 6 today and I'll give you €500

    i'm not after megabuckxxx, i'm just looking for options that are out there. i'm hoping, at some stage, to come across a suggestion that'll blew me away (or get me out of the chair).

    nothing, so far, inspires me to get up and do this... *weeping at my own inflated sense of self worth*


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    Saucey-Susie
    Registered Users Posts: 162 ✭✭Saucey-Susie


    ihadu wrote: »
    i'm 30 with no qualifications, haven't worked in years.

    JOB ME!

    ...or advise me

    too ugly to whore it up for $$$, too posh to sell drugs...


    what have you been doing if you havent been working the past few years because thats the first thing any employer will wonder.

    and what were your last couple of jobs before that


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    Mr.David
    Registered Users Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Mr.David


    With your lack of experience and no qualifications it sounds like you could be the perfect canditate for CIE :P


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    ihadu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭ihadu


    Saucey-Susie wrote: »
    what have you been doing if you havent been working the past few years because thats the first thing any employer will wonder.

    and what were your last couple of jobs before that

    i was left money and spent it all on travel and hookers.

    1 previous job, weekend shift in Centra.

    i'm after job satisfaction over $$$$$$$, i had the latter and wasn't impressed.


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    #13
    kelle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    A modern day life coach, advising people how to pass their time fruitfully while unemployed.


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    El Siglo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Mr.David wrote: »
    With your lack of experience and no qualifications it sounds like you could be the perfect canditate for CIE :P

    Or maybe even taoiseach or minister for finance!:pac:


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    #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Beg on the streets or try sell the herald and metro's you find on the ground.


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    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    ihadu wrote: »
    i'm not after megabuckxxx, i'm just looking for options that are out there. i'm hoping, at some stage, to come across a suggestion that'll blew me away (or get me out of the chair).

    nothing, so far, inspires me to get up and do this... *weeping at my own inflated sense of self worth*

    Ok..well then do it anyway and I'll tell you how great you are for doing it.


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    ihadu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭ihadu


    Mr.David wrote: »
    With your lack of experience and no qualifications it sounds like you could be the perfect canditate for CIE :P

    i won't be against that idea. i'm jolly and lazy, driving people around in a bus would suit me.

    more options though please


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    ihadu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭ihadu


    SV wrote: »
    Ok..well then do it anyway and I'll tell you how great you are for doing it.

    i'd only end up feeling like my girlfriend during...business time! i don't ever want to feel like that


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    Saucey-Susie
    Registered Users Posts: 162 ✭✭Saucey-Susie


    i dont know if you are gonna get job satisfaction straight away. you havent worked in years, there is a recession going on and thousands of people that are also looking for work, and that have work experience from the last few years

    have a look on www.jobs.ie

    they have a section called miscellenous and lots of different jobs that wouldnt really require experience. hopefully you find something soon :)


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    dsmythy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,513 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    ihadu wrote: »
    Long Onion wrote: »
    Civil service,

    Garda,

    Anti-NAMA/Shell/G8/McDonalds protester

    Mod[/quote

    i'd love to be a garda, is it too late though.

    i'm a capitalist so i'd only end up beating the above protesters
    ihadu wrote: »
    i won't be against that idea. i'm jolly and lazy, driving people around in a bus would suit me.

    more options though please

    Cheek of you calling yourself a capitalist! Not an ounce of work on ya!

    No experience? They're looking for check-in staff at the airport, no experience required. Temporary work. Saw a couple of warehouse positions too. No experience required.


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    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    ihadu wrote: »
    i'm hoping, at some stage, to come across a suggestion that'll blew me away (or get me out of the chair).

    If you haven't already done so OP, buy World of Warcraft. Its a computer game.

    It will open up endless opportunities to mingle with some very sociable people. It will get you out of the house, and turn you into a more productive person in general. You'll become a better person, and your family will no longer look at you in shame.


    /reverse psychology


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    #22
    ihadu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭ihadu


    Is it really this hard to find a job that i love?


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    #23
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    ihadu wrote: »
    i'm 30 with no qualifications, haven't worked in years.

    JOB ME!

    ...or advise me

    too ugly to whore it up for $$$, too posh to sell drugs...
    ihadu wrote: »
    i was left money and spent it all on travel and hookers.

    1 previous job, weekend shift in Centra.

    i'm after job satisfaction over $$$$$$$, i had the latter and wasn't impressed.


    Here's an idea, you're an EU citizen, why don't you fcuk off and leech off some other state for a few years. We'll give you a shout when the recession is over and we can afford to carry your lazy ass again!


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    #24
    ihadu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭ihadu


    Slow Motion wrote: »
    Here's an idea, you're an EU citizen, why don't you fcuk off and leech off some other state for a few years. We'll give you a shout when the recession is over and we can afford to carry your lazy ass again!

    i've never received a cent from the government.
    all i did was pump cash into the exchequer's pocket.

    you've been great though, take a bow


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    #25
    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    Are you Liam Carroll?


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    #26
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    ihadu wrote: »
    i've never received a cent from the government.
    all i did was pump cash into the exchequer's pocket.

    you've been great though, take a bow


    No Job
    No Experience
    No qualifications

    Yeah I can see you refusing state handouts!


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    #27
    LouOB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    I pity you


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    #28
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    See kids, this is what happens when you don't plan ahead.


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