Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Few More

Options
  • 19-08-2009 2:31pm
    #1
    Rufus.T.Firefly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭


    I hate it when I'm driving along in the car and I see one of those road signs that says "Draw Bridge Ahead" and I've forgotten my pencil.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    My clotheshorse broke this morning.

    It was the end of an airer.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    My friends say I use alcohol as a crutch.

    If this is true then how come I fall over when I'm drunk ?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Women on Haircuts:

    Woman 1:
    Oh! That haircut is so cute!

    Woman 2:
    You think so?
    I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror.
    I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

    Woman 1:
    Oh God no! It's perfect.
    I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide.
    I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

    Woman 2:
    Are you serious?
    I think your face is adorable.
    And you could easily get one of those layer cuts, that would look so cute I think.
    I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

    Woman 1:
    Oh, that's funny!
    I would love to have your neck!
    Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

    Woman 2:
    Are you kidding?
    I know girls that would kill for your shoulders.
    Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are?
    If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

    And so on ...

    Men on Haircuts:

    Man 1: Haircut?
    Man 2: Aye.
    Man 1: Tidy.


Comments

Advertisement