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Got any bread?

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  • 19-08-2009 12:01pm
    #1
    Porkpie
    Registered Users Posts: 717 ✭✭✭


    A guy is having a drink in a bar, next minute a duck walks up to him and asks "Have you any bread?" The guy replies "No, I don't". A minute later the duck asks again "Have you any bread?" Guy says "No".

    Duck: Can I ask you something
    Guy: Yes?
    Duck: Do you have any bread?
    Guy: NO!!!
    Duck: Any bread?
    Guy: I told you already! NO! NO! NO!
    Duck: Any bread?
    Guy: For God's sake, NO!!!!!!!
    Duck: Any bread?
    Guy: No! NO! NO! Do you understand no?
    Duck: Any bread?
    Guy: OKAY, IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME HAVE I ANY BREAD I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR F*CKING BEAK TO THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Duck: Have you any nails?
    Guy: No
    Duck: Any bread?


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