Scariest night ever

anniehoo

Im just back from one of my mates house from work just outside Trim. She lives in a fairly quiet rural area, in a tiny cottage up a laneway.Her and her bf,myself and another mate from work and her bf had planned to have dinner and watch The Strangers on DVD. So, dinner done, we all sit down,lights off etc waiting to get the crap scared out of us by this DVD. I laughed it off, goin "yeh right itll be alot of scary music and not alot of action".

Well, half way into the film lots of stabbings and dodgy doll masks and im a bit on the tense side. Next thing the biggest hammering on the door ive ever heard. Im on my knees starin at the kitchen door straining to see in the dark when in bursts a bloke with a black cut out mask wielding a baseball bat.:eek::eek:Well...i f*ckin screamed the place down. The lads jump up and everyones rigid on the spot. The lights turn on ....and theres another lad from work (who lives down the road) standing there fallin about the place laughin. It was a set up. Well, if i didnt pee myself there and then.It took me a good half hour to calm down no messin. Absolutely classic practical joke but ive double bolted the door and am contemplating sleeping with the light on

jackrussell007

haha

the ****ers

Dankoozy

Looks like you been pwned

a bit like calling someone and saying they gonna die when you know they're watching the ring. but more epic

tommy21

anniehoo wrote: »

Im just back from one of my mates house from work just outside Trim. She lives in a fairly quiet rural area, in a tiny cottage up a laneway.Her and her bf,myself and another mate from work and her bf had planned to have dinner and watch The Strangers on DVD. So, dinner done, we all sit down,lights off etc waiting to get the crap scared out of us by this DVD. I laughed it off, goin "yeh right itll be alot of scary music and not alot of action".

Well, half way into the film lots of stabbings and dodgy doll masks and im a bit on the tense side. Next thing the biggest hammering on the door ive ever heard. Im on my knees starin at the kitchen door straining to see in the dark when in bursts a bloke with a black cut out mask wielding a baseball bat.:eek::eek:Well...i f*ckin screamed the place down. The lads jump up and everyones rigid on the spot. The lights turn on ....and theres another lad from work (who lives down the road) standing there fallin about the place laughin. It was a set up. Well, if i didnt pee myself there and then.It took me a good half hour to calm down no messin. Absolutely classic practical joke but ive double bolted the door and am contemplating sleeping with the light on

Oh man, that was mean, but pretty funny too. You won't sleep a wink lol. Best way of getting them back is hiring two guys for real to do same for them. Please note: this may land you in prison:P

Basq

I was watching Philadelphia on DVD recently...







.. my friend played a practical joke on me and gave me AIDS..









What a prick!

anniehoo

The funniest bit was the two boyfriends reactions. They were white. When theyd calmed down and seen the funny side they were all macho goin "yeh well you were lucky ye didnt get the bejaysus beaten out ye man". YEH RIGHT! I wouldve gotten a better reaction out of two kittens than them.:D

G_R

were the other four in on it aswell or wha?

anniehoo

dannym08 wrote: »

were the other four in on it aswell or wha?

Just my two mates from work (2 girls) so they fell about the place laughin. Have to think of something even better to get them back.

OldGoat

Just think how funny it will be when you stick a kitchen knife in his leg tomorrow. Comedy is all about the timing.

G_R

anniehoo wrote: »

Just my two mates from work (2 girls) so they fell about the place laughin. Have to think of something even better to get them back.

kill their parents, cut them up, and feed them to her in Chilli Con Carne, a la cartman

that'll learn em

brendansmith

anniehoo wrote: »

Im just back from one of my mates house from work just outside Trim.

Id love some trim

Special K

Did that with my wee cousin and a scream mask. Went outside the window and peered in. Well she nearly lost her life. She was only about 10 at the time......... she shouldn't have watched the film okay!!!

genericguy

something similar happened in bray at the weekend, i don't think everyone was in on it though cos it got messy.

Holsten

Hahah brilliant.

It's always fun scaring other people ****less.

TheZohanS

anniehoo wrote: »

Im just back from one of my mates house from work just outside Trim. She lives in a fairly quiet rural area, in a tiny cottage up a laneway.Her and her bf,myself and another mate from work and her bf had planned to have dinner and watch The Strangers on DVD. So, dinner done, we all sit down,lights off etc waiting to get the crap scared out of us by this DVD. I laughed it off, goin "yeh right itll be alot of scary music and not alot of action".

Well, half way into the film lots of stabbings and dodgy doll masks and im a bit on the tense side. Next thing the biggest hammering on the door ive ever heard. Im on my knees starin at the kitchen door straining to see in the dark when in bursts a bloke with a black cut out mask wielding a baseball bat.:eek::eek:Well...i f*ckin screamed the place down. The lads jump up and everyones rigid on the spot. The lights turn on ....and theres another lad from work (who lives down the road) standing there fallin about the place laughin. It was a set up. Well, if i didnt pee myself there and then.It took me a good half hour to calm down no messin. Absolutely classic practical joke but ive double bolted the door and am contemplating sleeping with the light on

Worst swingers party ever....

genericguy

TheZohan wrote: »

Worst swingers party ever....

haha, yea the bloke with the bat must've been like "stop with the poxy films and put your keys in the fcuking jar NOW!!!"

AlmightyCushion

The scariest night I've ever had awas the night after my dad had heart surgery. I never cried as much in my life as I did that night. I knew it was a good thing for him in the long run but seeing himm in the state he was at the time was the scariest thing I've ever seen. He was pale as milk and as weak as a kitten. It was a horrible ting to witness. One day he was trying to sit up and I gave him a hand. When I tried to help him sit up I heard him take a hig gasp and I could have sweorn I'd killed him. I nearly shi t myself. If I never have to see it again I'll be a hapy man.

Neamhshuntasach

anniehoo wrote: »

The funniest bit was the two boyfriends reactions. They were white.

When will the racism end????

4zn76tysfajdxp

Dankoozy wrote: »

a bit like calling someone and saying they gonna die when you know they're watching the ring.

Tee hee, I did that to my cousin.

anniehoo

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

The scariest night I've ever had awas the night after my dad had heart surgery.

Janey, that is seriously "scary" there AC....not quite sure what to say bar i hope he's ok now.

Gary ITR

Maybe they were trying to scare you into going home and stop being a 5th wheel. Ya know so they could get down to the swinging

Irishcrx

I did something like that before. Went over to a house where I knew two of my mates were having a girls night in, she ALWAYS left the back door open so i got a black mask, dressed in black and went over, got in easy and took a knife from the kitche, kept all the lights off and pulled a chair into the middle of the kitchen and just sat there in the dark with the knife, one of them came in about two mins later and my god she was histerical trying to pull the sliding back door open but couldn't unlock it, the other girl comes in and also goes mad, I just sat there staring...then got up and stopped it when they started crying.....they saw the funny side later, she ALWAYS locks the back door now.

Jumpy

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

When will the racism end????

When we learn to jump.

El Siglo

Scariest night; I was 17, had a drunken fist fight with my brother in Prague, got lost, covered in blood, no money, two cigarettes, managed to make it back to the hotel at 6 that morning, quite scary.

gazzer

OP. That is a classic story. I think I would have dropped dead on the spot if it was me.

Funnilly enough I saw The Strangers for the first time on Sunday night. The fcuking film freaked me out.

genericguy

El Siglo wrote: »

Scariest night; I was 17, had a drunken fist fight with my brother in Prague, got lost, covered in blood, no money, two cigarettes, managed to make it back to the hotel at 6 that morning, quite scary.

is your brother the zohan?

mathie

anniehoo wrote: »

Im just back from one of my mates house from work just outside Trim. She lives in a fairly quiet rural area, in a tiny cottage up a laneway.Her and her bf,myself and another mate from work and her bf had planned to have dinner and watch The Strangers on DVD. So, dinner done, we all sit down,lights off etc waiting to get the crap scared out of us by this DVD. I laughed it off, goin "yeh right itll be alot of scary music and not alot of action".

Well, half way into the film lots of stabbings and dodgy doll masks and im a bit on the tense side. Next thing the biggest hammering on the door ive ever heard. Im on my knees starin at the kitchen door straining to see in the dark when in bursts a bloke with a black cut out mask wielding a baseball bat.:eek::eek:Well...i f*ckin screamed the place down. The lads jump up and everyones rigid on the spot. The lights turn on ....and theres another lad from work (who lives down the road) standing there fallin about the place laughin. It was a set up. Well, if i didnt pee myself there and then.It took me a good half hour to calm down no messin. Absolutely classic practical joke but ive double bolted the door and am contemplating sleeping with the light on

That's what you get for crashing a double date you filthy single fu<ker!

skywards

Dankoozy wrote: »

Looks like you been pwned

a bit like calling someone and saying they gonna die when you know they're watching the ring. but more epic

I called my brother when he was watching that. Sitting right across the room from him. He still screamed? :pac: