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Kids Today.....

  • 18-08-2009 9:15am
    #1
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭


    So ya know when you are walking through some undesirable area and a group of little giggling school girls shout at you or your OH...."Mr will ya meet her" and all start laughing, obviously pointing out how unattractive they find as the little girl in question screams "Ewwww Noooo" embarrassing you on front of your friends/OH/anybody on the street

    Well yesterday as me and my OH were walking home a girl no older than 11/12 shouted a totally new one...
    "Mister will ya lick her out":eek::eek::confused:
    I'm sorry but when I was that age I didn't even know what lickin out was...The only thing I was lickinwas lollypops(not a euphamism for anything dirty)

    I turned around and said loudly....."eww don't you'll prob catch something" (trying to boost my ego by insulting a kid cleverly by saying something she didn't understand)
    And she replies...."shut up you, you have chlamydia"
    Well at least she is keeping herself informed on all the STDs she'll prob have, but then it dawned on me that she prob knew all bout it cause she already had it...

    And so I walked off to cleanse my ego after being out smarted and out dirtied by someone half my age...


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  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Walking around too many dark alleyways at night is not good for ya!
    You bold boy!


  • #3
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    Biggins wrote: »
    Walking around too many dark alleyways at night is not good for ya!
    You bold boy!
    Hey! I'm a girl...


  • #4
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    DigiGal wrote: »
    Hey! I'm a girl...

    He's old, the sight is failing which is why he didn't see the Gal part of your username. Give him a break. :p


  • #5
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    Kintarō Hattori wrote: »
    He's old, the sight is failing which is why he didn't see the Gal part of your username. Give him a break. :p
    Ok, i'll let him away with it..:D


  • #6
    BobTheBeat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭BobTheBeat


    Its the Bravado that has increased and is no longer confined to the young lads. Kids honestly know way too much about life way too early. But for most of them its not by choice.


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  • #7
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Biggins wrote: »
    Walking around too many dark alleyways at night is not good for ya!
    You bold boy!
    DigiGal wrote: »
    Hey! I'm a girl...

    :eek:
    Stay in more. There is bad people out there!
    I should know, I'm one of them. :D


  • #8
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    Biggins wrote: »
    :eek:
    Stay in more. There is bad people out there!
    I should know, I'm one of them. :D
    I know your type...you would of been down on your knees under her skirt and all :D


  • #9
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Kintarō Hattori wrote: »
    He's old, the sight is failing which is why he didn't see the Gal part of your username. Give him a break. :p

    This is true. Next thing ya know me glasses will steam up as I'm chasing these ever elusive wimm's! :(


  • #10
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    DigiGal wrote: »
    I know your type...you would of been down on your knees under her skirt and all :D

    Have I met you already by any chance? :confused:


  • #11
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    Biggins wrote: »
    Have I met you already by any chance? :confused:
    ;)


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  • #12
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    bobmeaney wrote: »
    Its the Bravado that has increased and is no longer confined to the young lads. Kids honestly know way too much about life way too early. But for most of them its not by choice.
    I sometimes wonder what there parents do be at


  • #13
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    DigiGal wrote: »
    And she replies...."shut up you, you have chlamydia" (she showed me)


    You should get that treated DigiGal.


  • #14
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    Ah i'll get around to it after I spread it to a few people first....no point wasting it


  • #15
    cngamemart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭cngamemart


    Biggins wrote: »
    Walking around too many dark alleyways at night is not good for ya!
    You bold boy!
    actually :)


  • #16
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Very simple reason for this op, these children you have encountered are pauper scum, the 'plebeian underwood', future criminals. Some Parents (not all parents of course, there are a lot of decent people out there) expect the state to raise their children and hence that is why they are acting in such a manner that befits such poor parenting.


  • #17
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    El Siglo wrote: »
    Very simple reason for this op, these children you have encountered are pauper scum, the 'plebeian underwood', future criminals...

    Your a very positive person aren't you. Go on, admit it....
    We can tell ya know! :p

    On a serious note (I promise not to do it too often!) I do agree that its a poor reflection on their upbringing to some extent.
    A product of the environment they are being brought up in?


  • #18
    gazzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,050 ✭✭✭gazzer


    I was up in McDonalds on the Navan Road a couple of weeks ago. A gang of kids (Id say they were around 11 or 12 years old) were sitting in the table near me.

    Two women sat down and one of the kids shouted over to one of them "Hey missus me friend wants to get off with ya" Q lots of sniggering from the kids. The woman said back "F off I have a son the same age as you. Would you not want to go out with a girl your own age" to which the kids replied back "Ah missus girls our age are ****e they just lie there like a sack of potatoes" :eek:

    I couldnt help laughing at what he said but at the same time he was only about 11.


  • #19
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    gazzer wrote: »
    I was up in McDonalds on the Navan Road a couple of weeks ago. A gang of kids (Id say they were around 11 or 12 years old) were sitting in the table near me.

    Two women sat down and one of the kids shouted over to one of them "Hey missus me friend wants to get off with ya" Q lots of sniggering from the kids. The woman said back "F off I have a son the same age as you. Would you not want to go out with a girl your own age" to which the kids replied back "Ah missus girls our age are ****e they just lie there like a sack of potatoes" :eek:

    I couldnt help laughing at what he said but at the same time he was only about 11.
    They prob do just lie there cause he aint old enough to get a hard on lol


    Its like putting a slug in a slot machine


  • #20
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    DigiGal wrote: »
    They prob do just lie there cause he aint old enough to get a hard on lol

    Its like putting a slug in a slot machine

    More like shooting sausages up O'Connell street to be honest!


  • #21
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    Biggins wrote: »
    More like shooting sausages up O'Connell street to be honest!
    You'd Know :D


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  • #22
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    DigiGal wrote: »
    You'd Know :D

    I would too!
    Wanna see me banger?

    O' hang on! You might have already. :(


  • #23
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    Biggins wrote: »
    I would too!
    Wanna see me banger?

    O' hang on! You might have already. :(
    If you show me your banger i'll show ya my mash


  • #24
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    DigiGal wrote: »
    If you show me your banger i'll show ya my mash

    LOL Himmm... Your getting me hungry now! :D


  • #25
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Oh come on you two...... get a fecking room! :)


  • #26
    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    Ahhh,

    Meester and Meesis Beeeegins,

    welcome to the no tell motel, room 303 is ready, would you like a token for the vibrating bed?

    Digigal, you shoulda drank from that cup:D


  • #27
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Kintarō Hattori wrote: »
    Oh come on you two...... get a fecking room!

    Give us a chance, we're working on it.
    We just have to decide now who is getting the whipped cream for afters. :rolleyes:

    :D


  • #28
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    Kintarō Hattori wrote: »
    Oh come on you two...... get a fecking room! :)
    My OH is busy lickin out little girls on the street....I'm lonely ok :D


  • #29
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    Biggins wrote: »
    Give us a chance, we're working on it.
    We just have to decide now who is getting the whipped cream for afters. :rolleyes:

    :D
    And the apple sauce for the mash :D


  • #30
    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    Biggins wrote: »
    We just have to decide now who is getting the whipped cream for afters. :rolleyes:

    :D

    There's some Bird on a strawberry stall in another thread that can help you with that;)


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  • #31
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    DigiGal wrote: »
    My OH is busy lickin out little girls on the street....I'm lonely ok :D

    You're a very understanding lady to stick with him.


  • #32
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    Kintarō Hattori wrote: »
    You're a very understanding lady to stick with him.
    Tell me about it.....
    have to say if they were a bit older i'd be down there with him myself:D


  • #33
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    DigiGal wrote: »
    Tell me about it.....
    have to say if they were a bit older i'd be down there with him myself :D

    :eek:

    So open minded...
    I think I love you now. :D


  • #34
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    Biggins wrote: »
    :eek:

    So open minded...
    I think I love you now. :D
    I'm just that cool


  • #35
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    DigiGal wrote: »
    I'm just that cool

    You certainly are.
    Lets make a deal. For afters, if I give you the whipped cream, can I take your cherry? :D


  • #36
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    Biggins wrote: »
    You certainly are.
    Lets make a deal. For afters, if I give you the whipped cream, can I take your cherry? :D
    My cherry is long gone :D


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  • #37
    spoofilyj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 579 ✭✭✭spoofilyj


    My eyes are bleeding!!! Stop this ridiculious flirtings and just bang....:eek:


  • #38
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    no need to ask that it was a bad area full of ""scumbags""

    its getting worse.. worse one i got was ""mister ... will ya meet her ??????""
    i refused .... im not a man whore !

    next it will be prostitutes shouting out in the middle of the day.. ""I'll let ya roide me for a fiver !!! ""


  • #39
    Birdie086
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭Birdie086


    robbie_998 wrote: »

    next it will be prostitutes shouting out in the middle of the day.. ""I'll let ya roide me for a fiver !!! ""

    If they do, put it in bargain alerts, I'm sure someone will be interested


  • #40
    RonMexico
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    DigiGal wrote: »
    "Mister will ya lick her out":eek::eek::confused:
    DigiGal wrote: »
    Hey! I'm a girl...


    :confused::eek::pac:


  • #41
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    RonMexico wrote: »
    :confused::eek::pac:

    There there Ron, it's ok.





    Jesus guys see what you've done to poor old Ron? Huh.


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  • #42
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    RonMexico wrote: »
    :confused::eek::pac:
    They said it to my OH...read the thread again


  • #43
    RonMexico
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    Apologies Digigal I have had a bad day so far. My clock radio was on the wrong station and I woke up listening to two wenches going on about circumcision and then bleary eyed I read your first post. :pac:


  • #44
    DigiGal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    RonMexico wrote: »
    Apologies Digigal I have had a bad day so far. My clock radio was on the wrong station and I woke up listening to two wenches going on about circumcision and then bleary eyed I read your first post. :pac:
    Have you recovered....I'm not just a hairy chick :D


  • #45
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Has anyone mentioned Snyper yet?

    If not then:

    [Obligatory Snyper Reference Goes Here]


  • #46
    RonMexico
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    I dunno...those wenches had the nerve to play Start Me Up after talking about tight foreskins.

    "You'd make a grown man crrrrryy!"


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