Hardy Bucks Sayings!!

Paud.....

if u have any funny sayings from the hardy bucks you can post them here.......

some of my fav's is
: "If there was work in the bed they'd sleep on the ground"
: "Your oul lady's got worms"
: " smell a gack off her!"

feel free to post ur own!!;)

Rowley Birkin QC

1. He got thrown out of the house for calling his oul lady an absolute prick.
   
2. Will ya shtop yer nonsense.
   
3. You're only a feckwanker.
   
4. The Viper is almost reptillian in his movements like.
   
5. Lads driving round in Subarus like. (Completely abstract while Eddie is standing outside the Safepass place.

Ro: maaan!

Mad as a bag of Spiders

dregin

Kimbo Mc Nally's comin around for a FIVE, FIVE, FIVE!

Jim

You wont get parkin' for that man.

theriverking

24years iv been on the streets..fightin..drinking..shmoking.. blueies..

Shure you shtill have yer communion money ya chunt!

nat a'tall

mad as a bag of spiders

MyStubbleItches

Mad as a brush

As handy as a small pot

As dumb as a box of rocks

As useful as tits on a bull

There's no flies on him and if there were they'd be paying rent.

Mahatma coat

face like a bag of slapped arses

Rough as a Badgers Foreskin

mad as a bag of Cut Snakes

the tide wouldnt take her out

ciaburkie

"Go suck a bag of d*cks"
"Up yer gicker"

barakus

At the mitsi turbo cup:

'10 euros to fight a man in a trailer?...Fuckin savage value'

fintonie

its not worth a row of goats marbles

may your balls fester and stick to the side of your legs

on your cleverest day and my stupidest day I'm still smarter than you (JJ)

youtheman

He's hit more balls than Rock Hudson's chin

fintonie

mines looks grand but yours is a bit of a mess

fintonie

yill be gettin one baiten a day whether ya need it or not

MBC

Your about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike (to describe someones uselessness).

She'd scare a dog out of a butchershop (about a gurls uglyness)

She would have to creep up on a glass of water to get a sup (" " " ")

He wouldn't give ya the time of day (to describe someones greedyness)

3ndahalfof6

come out of der and let a man in that ken ****e

reilig

Community Service?

What has the community ever done for us?