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  • 17-08-2009 7:52pm
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    coldfire1x
    Registered Users Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭


    A guy goes to a super market and goes to aisle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

    The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I dont know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

    The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".

    So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condoms, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I dont know.

    So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

    The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"

    So this teenager in aisle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

    So he goes to aisle 10 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"

    The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I dont know"

    So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

    When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in aisle 10!"

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    A young woman, (a new teacher) was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the male students.

    She quickly turned and asked, “What’s so funny Pat?”

    “Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters.”

    “Get out of my classroom,” she yells, “I don’t want to see you for three days.”

    The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks,”What’s so funny Billy?”

    “Well teacher, I just saw both of your garters.”

    Again she yells, “Get out of my classroom!” This time the punishment is more severe, “I don’t want to see you for three weeks.”

    Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an all out laugh from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.

    “Where do you think you are going?” she asks.

    “Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over!”


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