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Mrs Jesus Gets Arrested-

  • 16-08-2009 1:47pm
    #1
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭


    Came accross this little gem. I was going to post it in TLL but didn't want to give compulsive shoppers bad thoughts
    A Jacksonville woman who said she is Jesus Christ's wife was charged with fraud Monday when she tried to purchase a car with a bad check.

    Emma Kim-Tashis Harrison, 25, walked into the Coggin Pontiac dealership on Blanding Boulevard looking for some new wheels. She settled on a vehicle that cost almost $70,000, but things hit a snag when she grabbed her checkbook, according to a Jacksonville Sheriff's Office arrest report.

    A representative from a bank in California informed the dealership's financial manager that the account Harrison supplied was bad.

    So were the names on the check. It was signed "Mr. and Mrs. Jesus and Emma Christ."

    Officers who detained Harrison found a host of credit cards and checks in her purse, some issued to Emma Harrison and others made out to Emma Christ. She said she doesn't work but owns "a traveling Web site that people just deposit money into," according to the report.
    Investigators also discovered Harrison has never had a driver's license. She was charged with organized fraud, forging bank bills and uttering forged bills — all felonies.

    She remains in the Duval County jail without bail.

    And where was her husband in all this?
    She said Jesus Christ would return next week to sign the paperwork and pick up the car.

    http://jacksonville.com/news/metro/crime/2009-08-12/story/mrs_jesus_arrested_at_car_dealership_charged_with_fraud


Comments

  • #2
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    CDfm wrote: »
    Came accross this little gem. I was going to post it in TLL but didn't want to give compulsive shoppers bad thoughts
    It's cheque, FFS. Bloody americans.:rolleyes:


  • #3
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    el_weirdo wrote: »
    It's cheque, FFS. :rolleyes:

    Yea, that annoys me too. :(


  • #4
    TheZohanS
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    Toyota Pious?


  • #5
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Was she a nun? Bride of Christ.


  • #6
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Toyota Pious?
    /thread


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  • #7
    bronte
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    Rofl! What a nut!


  • #8
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    He can walk on water, turn water to wine, cure the blind......but even JESUS is bouncing cheques. :eek: :eek:
    This recession is getting out of hand.


  • #9
    Jeanious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 644 ✭✭✭Jeanious


    CDfm wrote: »
    So were the names on the check. It was signed "Mr. and Mrs. Jesus and Emma Christ."
    CDfm wrote: »
    Officers who detained Harrison found a host of credit cards and checks in her purse, some issued to Emma Harrison and others made out to Emma Christ.

    "Good" credit card company!
    CDfm wrote: »
    She said she doesn't work but owns "a traveling Web site that people just deposit money into"

    wtf?!
    CDfm wrote: »
    She said Jesus Christ would return next week to sign the paperwork and pick up the car.

    bahahhhahaha!! Only in England America!


  • #10
    Biggins
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    ...Jesus Christ would return next week to sign the paperwork and pick up the car.

    He better not. They might nail him for it too!
    He'd be like "Aaa crap, here we go again!"


  • #11
    ejmaztec
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    Biggins wrote: »
    He better not. They might nail him for it too!
    He'd be like "Aaa crap, here we go again!"

    Mrs JC will be crucified in court whether her husband shows up or not. He won't get nailed because he's allowed to taketh things away.


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  • #12
    El Guapo!
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    They were getting the car as a birthday present for St. Patrick so he could DRIVE the snakes out of other countries!!

    Get it??????.....................................................ill get my coat..........


  • #13
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Dean09 wrote: »
    They were getting the car as a birthday present for St. Patrick so he could DRIVE the snakes out of other countries!!

    Get it??????.....................................................ill get my coat..........
    *gets Dean09's coat for him*


  • #14
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,257 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    el_weirdo wrote: »
    *gets Dean09's coat for him*

    *gets shovel and bin-sacks*:eek:


  • #15
    mukki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,669 ✭✭✭mukki


    i for one am glad Jesus is finally getting a car

    i am sick of hearing about christ on a bike


  • #16
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    el_weirdo wrote: »
    It's cheque, FFS. Bloody americans.:rolleyes:
    no contest.


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