Wrong number? Oh Yes!!!

Blaalarry

When i know know someone has dialled my number by mistake I don't say " Sorry wrong number."

I might say " Good Eeevening. Yhis is the Al Quida Circle of friends in Ireland. May i ask how you got this number?" and play it by ear after that...

Or " Who's dat? John? John you Bastid! I just got her up de stairs! Bad time. She just failed her leavin'...

Any others I could use? I'm answer de phone all day and I get lots of wrongies. TeeHee.

steppen

I wish there was an 'un-thanks' button

phasers

I don't think you actually do that

khmk

are you high by any chance?

Seraphicblue

neither do i
but you have to admit
the first one has excellent possibilities

Tallon

"Springfield Cremetorium, you kill 'em, we grill 'em"

alo1587

Just say 'Hey,does your phone do this?'
They say 'What?'
Then just hang up.I do it to my friends a lot,it pisses them off:D

Schism

Tallon wrote: »

"Springfield Cremetorium, you kill 'em, we grill 'em"

'Limerick morgue, you stab 'em we slab 'em'

My sister used to say, 'Hello, Tampax hotline!'

Blaalarry

phasers wrote: »

I don't think you actually do that

Yes I do, All the time, Great sport if you get it goin'. Just keep interuptin' if they try and say Wrong number. Some guys or gals try to have their own lil bitty fun when they think you don't know who your talking to>

enniscorthy

Blaalarry wrote: »

When i know know someone has dialled my number by mistake I don't say " Sorry wrong number."

I might say " Good Eeevening. Yhis is the Al Quida Circle of friends in Ireland. May i ask how you got this number?" and play it by ear after that...

Or " Who's dat? John? John you Bastid! I just got her up de stairs! Bad time. She just failed her leavin'...

Any others I could use? I'm answer de phone all day and I get lots of wrongies. TeeHee.

GOOD1:D

my kinda mate heheheh

tara666

lol i remember years ago i use to work in a take away ,i hated it with a passion anyhoos instead of saying the take aways name when ppl rang i would say hello newcastle hospital after hour care how can i help ? they always hung up lol
(my boss was a AAA++++ ass hole BTW and this was nothing on what he tried to do to me when no one was around :rolleyes:)

Mrmoe

tara666 wrote: »

lol i remember years ago i use to work in a take away ,i hated it with a passion anyhoos instead of saying the take aways name when ppl rang i would say hello newcastle hospital after hour care how can i help ? they always hung up lol
(my boss was a AAA++++ ass hole BTW and this was nothing on what he tried to do to me when no one was around :rolleyes:)

ah now come on you can leave us in suspense like that.

dr.bollocko

Mrmoe wrote: »

ah now come on you can leave us in suspense like that.

It was a chip shop... Probably battered her.

AckwelFoley

hi snyper here....


*sudden gulp and hang up on the other line*

lightning_saa

hang on a second il jus get back to ya

giggsy664

snyper wrote: »

hi snyper here....


*sudden gulp and hang up on the other line*

Then do Pedobear's Hired Goons Lawyers ring back and tell you to get out of his territory and to give Maddy back?

Mrmoe

dr.bollocko wrote: »

It was a chip shop... Probably battered her.

oh I love a good battered sausag.....ah I mean fish pie.

Whosbetter?

Sherwood Forest. Mr Hood speaking. :pac:

zuroph

Sorry, you've a wrong number. goodbye.

AnonoBoy

Is that you Harney? Jaysus, would you ever stop with these heavy breathing calls?

cherryghost

stop ringing the wrong number ya b******s

/hangs up

G_R

hello, thank-you for calling 7th sense psychics. Calls cost €2.40 per minute

KeyLimePie

I once hung up on my fillipino friend cause I answered the phone and she went good evening in her funny sounding accent and I went GOD SAKE DAMN TELEMARKETERS.

tara666

mmm no he always found some way of touching my bits and bobs
pppppplus never got any bloody extra for it in my wages....:mad:

anniehoo

enniscorthy wrote: »

GOOD1:D
heheheh

Jesus christ Kiera back me up here