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Wrong number? Oh Yes!!!

  • 16-08-2009 12:58pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 108 ✭✭


    When i know know someone has dialled my number by mistake I don't say " Sorry wrong number."

    I might say " Good Eeevening. Yhis is the Al Quida Circle of friends in Ireland. May i ask how you got this number?" and play it by ear after that...

    Or " Who's dat? John? John you Bastid! I just got her up de stairs! Bad time. She just failed her leavin'...

    Any others I could use? I'm answer de phone all day and I get lots of wrongies. TeeHee.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 323 ✭✭steppen


    I wish there was an 'un-thanks' button


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I don't think you actually do that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 240 ✭✭khmk


    are you high by any chance?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭Seraphicblue


    neither do i
    but you have to admit
    the first one has excellent possibilities


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,565 ✭✭✭✭Tallon


    "Springfield Cremetorium, you kill 'em, we grill 'em"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 465 ✭✭alo1587


    Just say 'Hey,does your phone do this?'
    They say 'What?'
    Then just hang up.I do it to my friends a lot,it pisses them off:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Tallon wrote: »
    "Springfield Cremetorium, you kill 'em, we grill 'em"

    'Limerick morgue, you stab 'em we slab 'em'

    My sister used to say, 'Hello, Tampax hotline!'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 108 ✭✭Blaalarry


    phasers wrote: »
    I don't think you actually do that
    Yes I do, All the time, Great sport if you get it goin'. Just keep interuptin' if they try and say Wrong number. Some guys or gals try to have their own lil bitty fun when they think you don't know who your talking to>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    Blaalarry wrote: »
    When i know know someone has dialled my number by mistake I don't say " Sorry wrong number."

    I might say " Good Eeevening. Yhis is the Al Quida Circle of friends in Ireland. May i ask how you got this number?" and play it by ear after that...

    Or " Who's dat? John? John you Bastid! I just got her up de stairs! Bad time. She just failed her leavin'...

    Any others I could use? I'm answer de phone all day and I get lots of wrongies. TeeHee.


    GOOD1:D

    my kinda mate heheheh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 71 ✭✭tara666


    lol i remember years ago i use to work in a take away ,i hated it with a passion anyhoos instead of saying the take aways name when ppl rang i would say hello newcastle hospital after hour care how can i help ? they always hung up lol
    (my boss was a AAA++++ ass hole BTW and this was nothing on what he tried to do to me when no one was around :rolleyes:)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    tara666 wrote: »
    lol i remember years ago i use to work in a take away ,i hated it with a passion anyhoos instead of saying the take aways name when ppl rang i would say hello newcastle hospital after hour care how can i help ? they always hung up lol
    (my boss was a AAA++++ ass hole BTW and this was nothing on what he tried to do to me when no one was around :rolleyes:)

    ah now come on you can leave us in suspense like that.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    ah now come on you can leave us in suspense like that.

    It was a chip shop... Probably battered her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    hi snyper here....


    *sudden gulp and hang up on the other line*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭lightning_saa


    hang on a second il jus get back to ya


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    snyper wrote: »
    hi snyper here....


    *sudden gulp and hang up on the other line*

    Then do Pedobear's Hired Goons Lawyers ring back and tell you to get out of his territory and to give Maddy back?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    It was a chip shop... Probably battered her.

    oh I love a good battered sausag.....ah I mean fish pie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    Sherwood Forest. Mr Hood speaking. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    Sorry, you've a wrong number. goodbye.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Is that you Harney? Jaysus, would you ever stop with these heavy breathing calls?


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,150 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    stop ringing the wrong number ya b******s

    /hangs up


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    hello, thank-you for calling 7th sense psychics. Calls cost €2.40 per minute


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 861 ✭✭✭KeyLimePie


    I once hung up on my fillipino friend cause I answered the phone and she went good evening in her funny sounding accent and I went GOD SAKE DAMN TELEMARKETERS.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 71 ✭✭tara666


    mmm no he always found some way of touching my bits and bobs
    pppppplus never got any bloody extra for it in my wages....:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    GOOD1:D
    heheheh
    Jesus christ :o Kiera back me up here


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