Funny things that happen at the wrong time !

robbie_998

i shall get the ball rolling

the other day on the way back from a job making a quick stop off in tallaght when driving through walkinstown my self (in the passenger seat of a car) and the employer (driving) see 2 kids running alone the path ! one of them fell flat plonk on her face and the driver saw this and stuck his head out the window and started laughing at her... then as we went past i started breaking my bollox laughing and so does he , nearly hitting the car in front !!! lol but we drive on still laughing our brains out at it in tears when at the perfect moment a funeral car comes around the corner with a queue of slow sad traffic behind it... as soon as we seen it we tried to stop the laughing but couldnt , even covering our faces sitting in traffic.... but as soon as they all went we bursted out again !!! lol

it was brilliantly funny... except for the funeral.

great timing !!!

yes the kid was fine.... she got up and ran away after it !!!

anymore ?????

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robbie_998 wrote: »

i shall get the ball rolling

the other day on the way back from a job making a quick stop off in tallaght when driving through walkinstown my self (in the passenger seat of a car) and the employer (driving) see 2 kids running alone the path ! one of them fell flat plonk on her face and the driver saw this and stuck his head out the window and started laughing at her... then as we went past i started breaking my bollox laughing and so does he , nearly hitting the car in front !!! lol but we drive on still laughing our brains out at it in tears when at the perfect moment a funeral car comes around the corner with a queue of slow sad traffic behind it... as soon as we seen it we tried to stop the laughing but couldnt , even covering our faces sitting in traffic.... but as soon as they all went we bursted out again !!! lol

it was brilliantly funny... except for the funeral.

great timing !!!

anymore ?????

thats lousey about the kid- ya cruel bastard:D

Ive had a few- been in church- remembered a funny joke and skitting to myself.

Remember being at a 21st(didnt kno d gal my bf does) and her mam is dead. She was making a speech , i wasnt listening and looking at my phone, sister just sent a joke from family guy we both know... , and just as the birthday girl said "i would like to take a moment for my mother who couldnt be here" i let out a roar of laughter reading the text

The glares i got i left v fast:p

Klim

Those pesky funerals!!!. *shakes fist*

K-Ren

I was at my confirmation mass and when they did the 'peace be with you' thing I gave my hand to a man next to mine, but then swiped it back over my head and stuck out my tongue before he could shake it, and the looks I got were great.

Heckler

So the guy driving stuck his head out the window of the car to laugh at a kid who fell on his/her face. Well done for being an idiot to that driver. Ever consider the fact that the kid may have been hurt ? Ever consider that the driver may in fact be an ignorant ****tard ? Who the hell laughs at kids getting hurt ?

brummytom

Brother was getting confirmed.
Father (the priest, not my dad - and no they're not the same :P) decided to liven up the homily using a puppet he'd put under the lectern (at waist level).

All we can see from the pew is this Priest up their fiddling about with something around his waist and making peculiar noises for about 5 minutes - not good from a Catholic priest. My uncle was roaring laughing at the time.

Doesn't sound funny but it was! :P

dave98

I was at a funural mass (I didnt know the person just went with a friend). The woman sitting next to me was upset so went out for fresh air, left her handbag on the seat. Her mobile starting ringing. The ring tone was of a baby crying. I got into a fit of laughing. I think the rest of the church thought it was mine and I wasnt turning it off. For the rest of the service, I just kept laughing out loud and the more funny stares and bad looks I got, it made it even funnier. When the woman came back, her phone went off again. By now the whole church were tutting. The priest gave out to het oh it was priceless but lousey at the same time for the family.

Midnight_EG

Heckler wrote: »

So the guy driving stuck his head out the window of the car to laugh at a kid who fell on his/her face. Well done for being an idiot to that driver. Ever consider the fact that the kid may have been hurt ? Ever consider that the driver may in fact be an ignorant ****tard ? Who the hell laughs at kids getting hurt ?

See the funny side, will ya, lighten up :P

pebbles21

Midnight_EG wrote: »

See the funny side, will ya, lighten up :P

whats so funny about a kid falling flat on her face?

robbie_998

pebbles21 wrote: »

whats so funny about a kid falling flat on her face?

everything...

no more talk about the kid falling,.... we want your stories !

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dave98 wrote: »

I was at a funeral mass (I didnt know the person just went with a friend). The woman sitting next to me was upset so went out for fresh air, left her handbag on the seat. Her mobile starting ringing. The ring tone was of a baby crying.

Thanks i just spat my beer all over my keyboard:p

kingtut

The OPs story is not funy in the slightest, not even worth replying to...oh wait....

dave98

useful_contacts wrote: »

Thanks i just spat my beer all over my keyboard:p

thanks i though it was funny but...it happened in Tipp ... sorry

hatetherain!

Sitting in a hotel lobby, awful woman giving receptionist a hard time, shouting etc she shouts " I'm never coming back here again" storms off from the desk towards front door and walks straight into glass front door! You should have heard the noise her thick head made as it whacked off the glass. Needless to say I laughed my ass off very loudly! Saw the receptionist give a little grin to! Ah karma is wonderful!!!

Swizz

robbie_998 wrote: »

i shall get the ball rolling

the other day on the way back from a job making a quick stop off in tallaght when driving through walkinstown my self (in the passenger seat of a car) and the employer (driving) see 2 kids running alone the path ! one of them fell flat plonk on her face and the driver saw this and stuck his head out the window and started laughing at her... then as we went past i started breaking my bollox laughing and so does he , nearly hitting the car in front !!! lol but we drive on still laughing our brains out at it in tears when at the perfect moment a funeral car comes around the corner with a queue of slow sad traffic behind it... as soon as we seen it we tried to stop the laughing but couldnt , even covering our faces sitting in traffic.... but as soon as they all went we bursted out again !!! lol

it was brilliantly funny... except for the funeral.

great timing !!!

yes the kid was fine.... she got up and ran away after it !!!

anymore ?????

Thats funny because the other day on the way back from a job making a quick stop off in tallaght when driving through walkinstown my self (in the passenger seat of a car) and the employer (driving) see 2 kids running alone the path ! one of them fell flat plonk on her face and the driver saw this and stuck his head out the window and started laughing at her... then as we went past i started breaking my bollox laughing and so does he , nearly hitting the car in front !!! lol but we drive on still laughing our brains out at it in tears when at the perfect moment a funeral car comes around the corner with a queue of slow sad traffic behind it... as soon as we seen it we tried to stop the laughing but couldnt , even covering our faces sitting in traffic.... but as soon as they all went we bursted out again !!! lol

Omnomnom

Im not sure if this entirely fits with the thread but during my confirmation mass i really had to go to the bathroom so i just got up in the middle of the mass and asked the bishop could I use the bathroom...he was nice about it but EVERYONE was like wtf is that child doing? I like looking back on it though:p

dave98

hatetherain! wrote: »

Sitting in a hotel lobby, awful woman giving receptionist a hard time, shouting etc she shouts " I'm never coming back here again" storms off from the desk towards front door and walks straight into glass front door! You should have heard the noise her thick head made as it whacked off the glass. Needless to say I laughed my ass off very loudly! Saw the receptionist give a little grin to! Ah karma is wonderful!!!

haha priceless

kingtut

Swizz wrote: »

Thats funny because the other day on the way back from a job making a quick stop off in tallaght when driving through walkinstown my self (in the passenger seat of a car) and the employer (driving) see 2 kids running alone the path ! one of them fell flat plonk on her face and the driver saw this and stuck his head out the window and started laughing at her... then as we went past i started breaking my bollox laughing and so does he , nearly hitting the car in front !!! lol but we drive on still laughing our brains out at it in tears when at the perfect moment a funeral car comes around the corner with a queue of slow sad traffic behind it... as soon as we seen it we tried to stop the laughing but couldnt , even covering our faces sitting in traffic.... but as soon as they all went we bursted out again !!! lol

umm....yes....

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dave98 wrote: »

thanks i though it was funny but...it happened in Tipp ... sorry

careful

i can remove my thanks ya know

peepeep

robbie_998 wrote: »

i shall get the ball rolling

the other day on the way back from a job making a quick stop off in tallaght when driving through walkinstown my self (in the passenger seat of a car) and the employer (driving) see 2 kids running alone the path ! one of them fell flat plonk on her face and the driver saw this and stuck his head out the window and started laughing at her... then as we went past i started breaking my bollox laughing and so does he , nearly hitting the car in front !!! lol but we drive on still laughing our brains out at it in tears when at the perfect moment a funeral car comes around the corner with a queue of slow sad traffic behind it... as soon as we seen it we tried to stop the laughing but couldnt , even covering our faces sitting in traffic.... but as soon as they all went we bursted out again !!! lol

it was brilliantly funny... except for the funeral.

great timing !!!

yes the kid was fine.... she got up and ran away after it !!!

anymore ?????

FAIL

donmeister

Anyone know the number for the SIGPO? **** me looks like we got a lifer on your hands!

major bill

was at a school concert and this lad who had bad acne was playing guitar. in the background there was a projector stand and the lads shadow was on it but the shadow looked as if he was pulling himself the whole concert was pissing themselves but i think the poor lad thought we were making fun of him.

Hank Scorpio

once i was taking a shyte and realised i had no toilet paper left, true story

grenache

Was getting blonde streaks in my hair in 2001. Hairdresser offers me a cup of tea and i take it. She then offers me a fag (since i was a casual smoker at the time) and i accepted. What i didn't know was that the cigs were the JP Blue brand, which i subsequently discovered i was allergic to. So sits back drinks my tea, smokes my cigarette. After 10 mins of bleaching my hair, i dont feel too well. Before i have time to tell her, the contents of my stomach are all over her top. I dont know who was more disgusted, me or her. She thought it was the smell of the bleach that had made me sick, and i wasn't going to disagree with her. Mortified!

Fromvert

Kids falling = ****in hilarious
Anybody falling = ****in hilarious

Only saw a kid fall off there bike today. He had a look up at me while I walked past him, I just laughed and continued on my way. All I can say is the thick ****er shouldn't be trying to do wheelies.

Just remembering this puts a smile on my face .

Some people need to lighten up.

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Fromvert wrote: »

Kids falling = ****in hilarious
Anybody falling = ****in hilarious

Only saw a kid fall off there bike today. He had a look up at me while I walked past him, I just laughed and continued on my way. All I can say is the thick ****er shouldn't be trying to do wheelies.

Just remembering this puts a smile on my face .

Some people need to lighten up.

you are lousey

why dont we have a thumbs down button

TriceMarie

Ah everyone has thoses mass or class expirences don't they?
One time in mass with two friends,we couldn't stop laughing through the whole thing...
For me it was when
The priest sang
An old woman tripped while going for communion
Doing the mexican wave with my two friends
Old woman went to open the confession box,but without leaving it when realised it wasn't open,as most people would do,proceeds to thug and thug at the thing trying to open it ...she must have been a naughty girl that day!

Or in class,my Irish teacher going on about how the boys in the class should be old enough now to be cleaning their door knobs.There mother shouldn't be doing it for them!
She was completly serious,and clueless and angry at us laughing at the time I swear it was the funniest thing ever!Awwww I miss being young lol