"Go fcuk yourselves San Diego"

brummytom

Watching Anchorman at the moment, the line where Ron Burgendy says this makes me laugh hysterically (I know I have a **** sense of humour by the way).

It got me thinking, you know when you just say something so stupid but it just doesn't register for a few seconds? Anyone else ever had any of these moments? :P

I called Mary Magdalene "Jesus' Bitch" in front of a supply-RE teacher.
About 3 seconds later, I felt like my head was screaming to me "WHAT THE **** HAVE YOU JUST SAID?!!!".

But yeah, anyone else?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

brummytom wrote: »

Watching Anchorman at the moment, the line where Ron Burgendy says this makes me laugh hysterically (I know I have a **** sense of humour by the way).

It got me thinking, you know when you just say something so stupid but it just doesn't register for a few seconds? Anyone else ever had any of these moments? :P

I called Mary Magdalene "Jesus' Bitch" in front of a supply-RE teacher.
About 3 seconds later, I felt like my head was screaming to me "WHAT THE **** HAVE YOU JUST SAID?!!!".

But yeah, anyone else?

Was teaching religion to a bunch of scumbags in the UK some time ago when one of them insulted the good Mary Magdalene. My responce was less than forgiving.

truecrippler

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Was teaching religion to a bunch of scumbags in the UK some time ago when one of them insulted the good Mary Magdalene. My responce was less than forgiving.

Check the first post, that was brummytom.

Blazer

truecrippler wrote: »

Check the first post, that was brummytom.

You're fast dude..I'll give you that :pac:

brummytom

truecrippler wrote: »

Check the first post, that was brummytom.

Ah Jesus, so it was.

That's a weird coincidence isn't it?

Sharpshooter

brummytom wrote: »

Watching Anchorman at the moment, the line where Ron Burgendy says this makes me laugh hysterically (I know I have a **** sense of humour by the way).

It got me thinking, you know when you just say something so stupid but it just doesn't register for a few seconds? Anyone else ever had any of these moments? :P

I called Mary Magdalene "Jesus' Bitch" in front of a supply-RE teacher.
About 3 seconds later, I felt like my head was screaming to me "WHAT THE **** HAVE YOU JUST SAID?!!!".

But yeah, anyone else?

Have you been at the Whisky again?:mad:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

truecrippler wrote: »

Check the first post, that was brummytom.

SH!T!! What are the odds?!

brummytom

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Have you been at the Whisky again?:mad:

Nope, I've stayed off it just for you SS

*flutters eyelashes*

major bill

a few years ago when i was in school we were in irish learning the verb 'to promise'. teacher was a very good looking woman for her age and was going through the tenses i promise you promise etc when i decided to mutter 'your on a promise'!! did not go down well at all:o kerry people know more than i thought they did.

Sharpshooter

brummytom wrote: »

Nope, I've stayed off it just for you SS

*flutters eyelashes*

What has Flutters eyelashes got to do with this?

/I haven't even seen a post by him in this thread..:pac:

brummytom

Sharpshooter wrote: »

What has Flutters eyelashes got to do with this?

/I haven't even seen a post by him in this thread..:pac:

:(

phasers

I once told my Irish teacher to go and shyte when she asked me to go and get her some more chalk from reception

Ann22

I've said many stupid things in my time:o. Once I was in Corfu with my oh, drinking in an Irish bar with a few couples we'd met. One of the men who was about 40ish asked me if I thought an earring would suit him.. as he leaned back in his chair stroking the top of his head...I blearily looked at him through a haze of drink and said 'Ah yeah...I know loads of baldy men with earrings'... (the man wasn't bald..tho' he was thinning slightly). There was a dead silence and my oh turned and glared at me 'Ann!' he hissed 'What are you on about?!'....the poor man's wife gave me such a dirty look and said 'excuse me! He has loads of hair!!'...To this day I don't know what happened to my brain:(.

brummytom

phasers wrote: »

I once told my Irish teacher to go and shyte when she asked me to go and get her some more chalk from reception

From anyone else, I might be surprised :P



Oh, and I've just remember the old Protestant/Prostitute mix up - I basically called Anglicans whores until I was about 7

Sharpshooter

phasers wrote: »

I once told my Irish teacher to go and shyte when she asked me to go and get her some more chalk from reception

Are you obsessed with Flutters too?

Abi

brummytom wrote: »

Watching Anchorman at the moment, the line where Ron Burgendy says this makes me laugh hysterically (I know I have a **** sense of humour by the way).

Was watching that myself, awful stuff. I laughed when Jack Black drop kicked the dog into the water though

brummytom

Abigayle wrote: »

Was watching that myself, awful stuff. I laughed when Jack Black drop kicked the dog into the water though

:eek: You callous bitchhh!! :eek: (And me, I'm terrified of dogs).

Ah well, I liked it.. but I'm a child and it's childish :P

phasers

brummytom wrote: »

:eek: You callous bitchhh!! :eek: (And me, I'm terrified of dogs).

Ah well, I liked it.. but I'm a child and it's childish :P

I must say I'm with Abigayle on this one, it's a terrible film.

brummytom

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Are you obsessed with Flutters too?

You seem to be the one obsessed with poo-poo tbh SS!
Oh, I was watching Outnumbered earlier and this old man was talking about pissing, he said "I'm not the Sharp Shooter I used to be"...

Fairy nuff phasers, if everyone had the same sense of humour the world would be ****ing boring

phasers

brummytom wrote: »

Fairy nuff phasers, if everyone had the same sense of humour the world would be ****ing boring

I think it's be brilliant, if people liked the same movies as me they wouldn't go to the cinema for a chat, they'd actually go to watch the bloody movie

brummytom

phasers wrote: »

I think it's be brilliant, if people liked the same movies as me they wouldn't go to the cinema for a chat, they'd actually go to watch the bloody movie

You're not one of those people who go to the cinema to watch the film are ya? I hate those people.. ruining my conversations

Abi

brummytom wrote: »

:eek: You callous bitchhh!! :eek:

Its part of my charm :pac:

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At a funeral for someone who'd hung himself, somebody asked me how my sister was getting along with study for the leaving cert, my reply "ah sure you know her, she's hardly killing herself" ><

Stev_o

Demetrius Shaggy Rail wrote: »

At a funeral for someone who'd hung himself, somebody asked me how my sister was getting along with study for the leaving cert, my reply "ah sure you know her, she's hardly killing herself" ><

I would of replied something on the lines of "Well she's hanging out with her friends tonight" and then gone "oh........my bad......"

My name is URL

Mary does Međugorje

brummytom

Abigayle wrote: »

Its part of my charm :pac:

Charm.. is that what they're call it now?

Shacklebolt

Stev_o wrote: »

I would of replied something on the lines of "Well she's hanging out with her friends tonight" and then gone "oh........my bad......"

With exams coming up she really should try and keep her feet on the ground.

Sharpshooter

Or above ground?

brummytom

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Or above ground?

Charming :pac:

IvySlayer

brummytom wrote: »

Charming :pac:

Where'd you buy your trousers? The toilet store?

brummytom

IvySlayer wrote: »

Where'd you buy your trousers? The toilet store?

I'm in just my boxers

Sharpshooter

Why, fiddle dee dee.:eek:

Shacklebolt

brummytom wrote: »

I'm in just my boxers

What are you doing in boxers? Please Tom make sure to use protection.



Dry I know :P

brummytom

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Why, fiddle dee dee.:eek:

Precisely.

I'm in my boxers because I'm not wearing clothes

Time Magazine

I attach my CV and cover-letter which compromise my application for the post.

Sharpshooter

The Economist wrote: »

I attach my CV and cover-letter which compromise my application for the post.

Turn that upside down:).

/I'm going to hell.

brummytom

Sharpshooter wrote: »

/I'm going to hell.

Save me a seat please?

**** I've got mass in the morning and it's nearly 2!

Time Magazine

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Turn that upside down:).

/I'm going to hell.

Perfect job + excellent university + great salary + that email = not having heard back.

(Yet?)

Word to this wise: don't spend so long proof-reading your cover letter and CV that you get bored and just fire off the email.

In All Fairness

brummytom wrote: »

I'm in just my boxers

\he lied casually, while admiring his new invisible trousers.

brummytom

In All Fairness wrote: »

\he lied casually, while admiring his new invisible trousers. penis

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In All Fairness

Must I sit idly by while yet another promising invisible trousers thread is dragged into the gutter by that young oaf.

\shakes head sadly at Tom.

Super-Rush

When i was in 6th year we had to learn a poem and recite it for Irish class. I managed to bluff my way through half of it and then told the teacher i had forgotten to learn the rest. She said 'more like you didn't bother' to which i replied 'Ah kiss my arse'

The silence was truly deafening only to be broken by her screaming at me to get the hell out.

Two weeks suspension i got for that one.

Or the night i had IBS and had one of the radio mics in my hand when i legged it to the jacks. I put the mic on top of the cistern and didn't have time to do anything else. Apparently the sound effects were quiet sickening/amusing and no one came near me all night.