Revenge prank

sexmag

Right guys need a little help

One of mates got me good with a prank,basicly he got onto my facebook and was talking to my cousin and lets just say he explained to her all the sexual things he wanted to do to her anyway she thought it was me being my page and all and im by now im sure my immediate family think im some kind of freak plus i find it hilarious but i need a good prank to get him back and i know how clever you guys can be so tell me...what would you guys do to get him back???:D

Quazzie

Is this thread an attempt to convince your cousin it wasn't you?

If you genuinely fancy your cousin we have a PI forum.

briantwin

The best revenge would be to marry your cousin and live happily ever after (just dont concieve any childers). That'll show him!

jd83

Thats it op keep it in the family

TheZohanS

Post links to the Facebook profile so we can guage what sort of revenge is needed.

Schism

Take him for a coffee but take all the sugar out of the place before hand, this is very important, the whole thing hinges on this. You might have to dress up as the sugar man to pull it off. Take the milk away too for overkill.

Then go in and get him a delicious coffee. He'll be all like damn there's no sugar... like... and you'll be like, got you! You little rascal.

Then go home and do his ma.

eddiehead

Bang his sister, he'll love that

Unregistered.

It's gotta be like-for-like. Public humilation is the wrong word, cox you though it was funny, but he got you out in the open for everyone to see that you've been pwned. So you gotta do like wise.

Put his number up in the men seeking men section on gumtree. Even if he his gay, trust me, he will be very freaked out by the replies!

rubadub

Photoshop him onto some naked lad with a tiny cock passed out. Then send it to his sister or other relatives. Or maybe from a camera phone, where poor photoshop might not be noticed, also you could send it late at night asking them for help since he is passed out. This way it seems more believable, i.e. they thing you are so drunk that you thought it was an OK picture to send.

Fajitas!

Wait 'til he's passed out drunk and shave a swastika into the back of his head. He'll be wondering where the dirty looks are coming from for a good solid day.

MarkR

Put him in the paper in the men seeking men category. And men seeking old ladies. Put in something that oldies like. Like going out to dinner, or matlock. (I only have the simpsons to reference here)

Next, and this is important, break up his parents marriage. Once complete and the healing has begun, suggest that they check out the personals. Say "Oooh, look - this one likes dinner and matlock, you like dinner and matlock"

Have them meet in a dark cinema. Text them both pretending to be the other, saying you are really shy and don't want to talk, but are dying for a kiss / handjob / whatever.

Once the noises start, whip out your nightvision camera and take emotionally scarring photos.

Repeat as needed.

Or you could offer him a chocolate covered pretzel..

AnonoBoy

The best revenge is to live well.

:rolleyes:

Riverpineapple

agreed

AnonoBoy

Riverpineapple wrote: »

agreed

I was being sarcastic.

**** his mother OP!

Mr.Obvious

Kick him in the nuts;


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqwljzPHCdk

Shacklebolt

Schism wrote: »

Take him for a coffee but take all the sugar out of the place before hand, this is very important, the whole thing hinges on this. You might have to dress up as the sugar man to pull it off. Take the milk away too for overkill.

Then go in and get him a delicious coffee. He'll be all like damn there's no sugar... like... and you'll be like, got you! You little rascal.

Then go home and do his ma.

I thought the rain washed all his sugar away and he went out of business? The moral of the story was that a mountain of sugar was too much for one man.

the_dark_side

get some seafood, mash it up, stuff it into the curtain rail in his living room, put the curtains back up.

How long you wish to leave the foul mixture there is up to you... if it gets to a stage where he is calling in the demonlition guys, slip in quietly some day and remove the paste from the curtain rail (if you have a high barf thresshold)

ziedth

Make him eat his parents????

MarkR

You could always train a horse to bite off his penis?

DamoDLK

Ni Ceapan. OP

Poor Uncle Tom

death by 1,000 cuts...

DubMedic

DamoDLK wrote: »

Ni Ceapan. OP

Ní Ceapaim.

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DamoDLK

DubMedic wrote: »

Ni Ceapaim.

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Noted

CR 7

DubMedic wrote: »

Ni Ceapaim.

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Ní Ceapaim.

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rhapsody!

sexmag wrote: »

Right guys need a little help

One of mates got me good with a prank,basicly he got onto my facebook and was talking to my cousin and lets just say he explained to her all the sexual things he wanted to do to her anyway she thought it was me being my page and all and im by now im sure my immediate family think im some kind of freak plus i find it hilarious but i need a good prank to get him back and i know how clever you guys can be so tell me...what would you guys do to get him back???:D

Kill him.

El Siglo

Watch this and it should help in any revenge plot!

lucky-colm

break into his house go into the bathroom pull down your trousers and stick his toothbrush (the brush side mind) straight up your **** then get your camera and take a picture of the handle sticking out of your backside rinse and place back in the sink.;)

after about 2 weeks post him the photos:D

make sure that you've got a picture of his family or something in the backround so as he knows that it was his house.

j1smithy

Unregistered. wrote: »

It's gotta be like-for-like. Public humilation is the wrong word, cox you though it was funny, but he got you out in the open for everyone to see that you've been pwned. So you gotta do like wise.

Put his number up in the men seeking men section on gumtree. Even if he his gay, trust me, he will be very freaked out by the replies!

While the men-seeking-men section on tht site is good for a prank...he'll only get about 40 to 50 crude messages. If you want to go for volume, post a raunchy ad on the women-seeking-men section. 400+ sick messages guaranteed!

frodos63

Put the contents of his house up for sale in the local paper list a few items and how much they are. then sit back and watch all the callers coming to the house to buy his tv, stereo, table and chairs etc. Done it once that person had callers all week. Still havent told him it was me

couch13

Put salt in the sugar container.

DamoDLK

the_pm_of_17 wrote: »

Ní Ceapaim.

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Jasus, I originally meant knee-cap-em...(as in the joke!) ffs talk about dissecting the crap outta me joke!!!lol

Overheal

Hook him up with your cousin, whom you know is a total disaster when it comes to relationships. in 6 months he'll wish he was dead. And have an STI.

discobeaker

take him out and get him blind drunk to the point where he passes out. Once passed out take his trousers off and bend him over. Place a condom on a beer bottle and jam it up his hole,remove beer bottle and leave the condom in his ass then dress him back up.

Next morning he wakes with a terrible hangover to find a condom hanging out his arse so he is gonna think he has been butt raped!!!!

Either that or just rape him while he is drunk.... either way works!

ironictoaster

Take a shít on his face and smear it all over him.