Friday Funnies

Rufus.T.Firefly

After being married for 40years,

I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,

"Forty years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV,
But I got to sleep every night with a hot 20 year old girl".

"Now I have a £800,000 home, a £65,000 car, nice big bed and 50" plasma screen TV,
But I'm sleeping with a 62 year ol woman.

It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things".


My wife is very reasonable woman,

she told me to go out and find a hot 20 year old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great?

They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.

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A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Doug stops him and asks,

"Hey Bob!

Whacha get the case of beer for?"

"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.

"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."

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Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street.

They come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls.

They stand there watching and after a while one of them says,

“I sure wish I could do that!"

The other one looks at him and says,

"Well, I think I'd pet him first".

MickyMoo

First the Korean Meatballs joke, then the dog licking his privates!
Do you like dogs by any chance?
Brilliant stuff rufus