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How many times will I get raped?

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  • 13-08-2009 4:44pm
    #1
    WeeBushy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭


    Leaving for Tanzania in an hour and I have to sleep in London Heathrow (flight out isn't until 6am).

    So as the thread asks, how many times do you think I'll get raped? I'll take estimations on muggings as well.


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    #2
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    onneeee huuunnndred and eeiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhtttyyyyyyy times


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    You probably wont, but this being AH, I say a zillion timez!!!!


    Edit: I knew somebody else would go for the over-exaggeration angle...


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    #4
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    That depends, where exactly will I be able to find you?


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    #5
    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Zero.

    What do I get if I win?


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    cosmic
    Registered Users Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭cosmic


    not enough


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    #7
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Face or ass? Or wee bushy?


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    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Won't you all feel bad if OP does get raped....


    I'm gonna say raped twice then robbed, viciously beaten and left for dead.


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,567 ✭✭✭patmac


    Just head to Tallaght and save yourself the air fare


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    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,992 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    Won't you all feel bad if OP does get raped....


    I'm gonna say raped twice then robbed, viciously beaten and left for dead.

    And that will probably be before he leaves the house.:eek:


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    #11
    WeeBushy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭WeeBushy


    The Perfect Drug wrote: »
    Zero.

    What do I get if I win?

    My rape whistle.


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    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Depends...How often will you be bending over pantless with notes sticking out of your ass?

    -Funk


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    cathysworld
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    Chances are youve already been raped by whichever airline you booked with! Aand thats before you get to Heathrow





    Five times


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    #14
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Over 9000!


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    #15
    MayoForSam
    Registered Users Posts: 2,266 ✭✭✭MayoForSam


    What you need is some of that stuff they had on an episode of 'Fringe' a while back, seals up all of your orifices. No more holes = no more rape.


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    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    MayoForSam wrote: »
    What you need is some of that stuff they had on an episode of 'Fringe' a while back, seals up all of your orifices. No more holes = no more rape.

    Super Glue?


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    hblock21
    Registered Users Posts: 735 ✭✭✭hblock21


    Rape is such an awful word, I prefer to use the term surprise sex. Its more fun and less aggressive.


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    #18
    beardo81
    Registered Users Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭beardo81


    Cast Iron Chastity Belt FTW


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    Interceptor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    I doubt you'll have to worry about rape because they'll have killed you and eaten your head first. In fact you won't even notice it.

    Rape is not funny BTW...

    'cptr


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    Milky Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 577 ✭✭✭Milky Moo


    About 3 fiddy...

    Yes I am aware it makes no sense :)


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    #21
    IRockUrSocks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭IRockUrSocks


    bout 3 fiddy

    Also, haven't you heard of that Irish guy that was killed there a few days ago?

    You're up **** creek now!


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    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    I think a better question is "How long will be it be before I'm banned for asking such a twisted thing?"

    I don't care if this is a lighthearted forum or not, rape isn't a joke or a funny matter.


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    #23
    Robbo
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,560 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    Over 9000.


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    #24
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users Posts: 24,476 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    42


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    #25
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    How many times do you want to get raped.


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    JEBUS 1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 75 ✭✭JEBUS 1


    100000


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    This is not the place for rape jokes.


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