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  • 13-08-2009 12:40am
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    Rufus.T.Firefly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭


    Due to redundancy I'm now shopping in cheaper food outlets.

    Have you tried the Korean meatballs from Aldi?

    I'm telling you, they're the dog's bollocks!!

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    My wife has just given birth to a baby boy , 8lb 7 oz

    Funny name for a child...

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    Could'nt get any money out of the ATM today.

    Me feckin JCB broke down,

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    More people should really learn to drive a JCB.

    It's practically a licence to steal money

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    Q. What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?

    A. A tearjerker.

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    Q. What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?

    A. A scrotum pole!

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    Q. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

    A. Beef strokin' off.

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    I broke into an ice cream van last night.

    I got away with hundreds and thousands.


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,978 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself


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    #3
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Are you Rocky25 reincarnated???


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    #4
    MickyMoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21 ✭MickyMoo


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Are you Rocky25 reincarnated???

    Reincarnations too good for the likes of him! :D

    Did you hear Budda came back as a soap star? yeah he's on Reincarnation Street

    Taxi quick FFS!


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    #5
    Fairdues
    Registered Users Posts: 257 ✭✭Fairdues


    Well done Rufus!


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