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'Um Funnies

Rufus.T.Firefly · 2009-08-12 20:49:14

I've decided I don't like stealing. I tried it in Starbucks earlier with a strangers drink. It wasn't my cup of tea. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The other day a bloke said to me 'You have to make the little things count'... Turns out he just wanted to teach dwarfs arithmetic. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hi. I'm in the hospital. Don't…

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12-08-2009 9:49pm

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Rufus.T.Firefly

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I've decided I don't like stealing.

I tried it in Starbucks earlier with a strangers drink.

It wasn't my cup of tea.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The other day a bloke said to me

'You have to make the little things count'...

Turns out he just wanted to teach dwarfs arithmetic.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hi. I'm in the hospital.

Don't panic though, I've accidentally poisoned myself.

I ate what I thought was an onion but it was a daffodil bulb.

I'll be out in the spring..!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A man walks into a restaurant and asks if they do Giraffe and Chips.

The waiter says

"I'll see what I can do, but it's a bit of a tall order."

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#2 13-08-2009 6:34pm
Den_M

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I'm laughing myself senseless at these!

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#3 13-08-2009 10:17pm
patmac

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Loved the last one keep im coming Rufus

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#4 14-08-2009 11:34am
skinner2x

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'Um funnies? Definite hint of Rocky25 about those ones:rolleyes::p

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