Footballers Facebook Updates

LostinBlanch

Saw this on another forum and thought it'd be good for a bit of a laugh after tonight. Can anyone come up with better ones?

Footballers' Facebook Updates


Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request

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Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

Alexander Song Billong likes this
Visakri Diaby likes this
Denilson likes this

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Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago


Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football

- Benjani likes this

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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this

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Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ

Ledley King has been tagged

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Ashley C can't find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?

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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday

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Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday lolz
Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like

Ben Foster Ditto lolz

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Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

Gareth Barry likes this

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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.

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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram

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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook

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Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments

-Steven Gerrard f**k off Lamps lol

-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads

-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum lol

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Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.
Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this.

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Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q

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Tomas Rosisky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago


Tomas Rosisky is depressed Sad
3 days ago

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Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou Sad

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David Moyes is skint

Mark Hughes likes this

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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face

redzerdrog

andy goram became friends with andy goram

LOL

Eire-Dearg

Craig Bellamy took the "What are my chances of starting!" Quiz - 1 hour ago

3hn2givr7mx1sc

LostinBlanch wrote: »

Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face

Lol.:D

Necronomicon

Andy Reid if I don't get back in after tonight I might as well hang up the boots, lol

Lee Carsley likes this.

Headshot

I liked this one

Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Phil Brown must feel very un-loved.:D

Headshot

just dont get this Phil Brown hate

Mitch Connor

Headshot wrote: »

just dont get this Phil Brown hate

Phil Brown likes this.

Eire-Dearg

What's to like?

JerryHandbag

Neil Warnock has joined the group "I bet I can find 1,000,000 people who actually like Neil Warnock".
1 member
comment * like * join group

Bubs101

Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum lol


Classic

3hn2givr7mx1sc

David Moyes is skint

Mark Hughes likes this.

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Just cause he has all the money in the world doesn't mean he has to enjoy Everton being poor LOL.

Daemos

LostinBlanch wrote: »

Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Lol, that one's brilliant

chopperbyrne

David Beckham is disappointed at being taken off at half time.

-Landon Donovan likes this.

Eire-Dearg

Frank Lampard changed his relationship status. Frank is now single.

- John Terry likes this.

flahavaj

Rafa Benitez is looking forward to playing Stevie Gerrard as a striker on Saturday.

Boggles likes this.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Lol, that one's brilliant

+1.. Six strikers all at once, good luck City.;)

Neil3030

Andriy Shevchenko is considering taking the kids to the country this weekend. Can't think of any prior committments...

+ Winston Bogarde likes this

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Cristiano Ronaldo can't find any good hairdryers in Madrid

+ Cristiano Ronaldo likes this

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Dean Ashton broke three of his fingers typing this status update

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Harry Redknapp hasn't enough time to update his status, too busy commenting on other teams' players....

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Martin O'Neill somehow logged onto Facebook using a Commador 64

Neil3030

Being sound

+ Phil Brown doesn't like this.

ntlbell

Steven Gerard Is throwing the lips on his missus. 2 minutes ago

Federico Macheda Just finished throwing the lip's on gerrad's missus 1 hour ago

noodler

- Liverpool have decided to sell Xabi Alonso - 3 weeks ago

Lucas likes this.

- Liverpool have signed Alberto Aquilani - 2 weeks ago

Lucas hates this.

- But he's injured for a while! - 1 week ago

Lucas loves this.

jaykay74

ntlbell wrote: »

Steven Gerard Is throwing the lips on his missus. 2 minutes ago

Federico Macheda Just finished throwing the lip's on gerrad's missus 1 hour ago

Steven rings his mates to sort it out 1 minute ago

Blazer

redzerdrog wrote: »

Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram

it is a classic...right up there with the Celtic/Rangers chants at him
"there's only 2 Andy Goram's "

jaykay74

Michael Owen has fun day out at Chepstow

- Paddy Power likes this

pickarooney

Danielle Lloyd and Peter Crouch are now friends
Danielle Lloyd and Kyle Naughton are now friends
Danielle Lloyd and Sébastien Bassong are now friends

NabyLadistheman

Big Sam is loving the thumbs up hand gesture on Facebook

---Sir Alex Ferguson likes this