A better prospect

Larry is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Larry goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Florence, age 87, wanders into the garden.

They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Larry turns to Florence and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?
She asks, "What ?"
"SEX!!!"
Florence exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn’t get it up if I paid you !"
"I know," Larry says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while."
"Well, I can oblige", says Florence, who gently unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it."

Afterwards, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they will sit and talk and Florence will hold Larry’s manhood. Then, one night, Larry didn’t show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Florence decided to find Larry and make sure that he was OK. She walked around the gardens and she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident who was holding Larry’s manhood !

Furious, Florence yelled, "You two-timing old creep! What does she have that I don’t have ?"
Larry smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson’s disease !!"

grunge_kid

HAHA !!! classic !!

Porkpie

A prostitute enters the room of a 90 year old man in an old folks home and says "I'm here to give you super sex".

"Can I have the soup?" asks the man.

_SONIC_

good job!!

nice ones!!