Dublin Weather

Rufus.T.Firefly

<snip> Keep an eye on the links, they have a way of biting you in the ass - Hagar <snip>

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3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.

The first nurse sees it, and says

"I'm dying for it," gets atop the man and has her way with it.

The second nurse says

"Aye, so am I, shame to let it go to waste", and she does the same.

They turn to the 3rd nurse and ask her if she is having a go.

She replies she is having her period, and declines.

One of the nurses replies,

"He's dead anyway, he won't be bothered."

The last nurse agrees with this, gets on and does her thing too.

Just after she finishes, the dead man sits up.

The nurses asks him

"We thought you were dead!"

The man replies,

"After two jump starts and a blood transfusion, you wouldn't be dead either!"


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Man’s wife comes home from work to find he has nailed all her sex toys to the wall.

She shouts "you fookin useless twat,

I said I wanted a dado rail"!

MickyMoo

What was the link? Was it to MetEireann?

Rufus.T.Firefly

Rufus.T.Firefly wrote: »

<snip> Keep an eye on the links, they have a way of biting you in the ass - Hagar <snip>

Don't play golf meself Boss

dh0661

Whats the story with the Dublin weather ? - it can't be any worse than the rest of the country, could it.:rolleyes:

#2 is excellent - deserves some stars.:D

admiralofthefleet

Bearhunter

An oldie but a goodie:

Capt'n Midnight

We have Muslim weather in Dublin as it is sometimes Sunni but mostly Shi'ite.