Let's Be Pedantic: Titles

Zillah

This thread is to indulge my recent thoughts on my lack of beliefs in an extremely technical sense.

I am officially:

Zillah Strong Agnostic Weak Explicit Atheist Partially Ignostic the Third.

I would, however, be Strong Explicit Atheist in reference to the vast majority (likely "all") of Gods that have coherent definitions.

Ok so I added the Third for dramatic flair. To assemble your own ludicrously cumbersome title consult the following articles:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atheism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnosticism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignosticism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantheism

I'm sure there's more but if you're aware of them then I'm sure you're capable of finding them.

Bonus points for pedantry, verbosity and making your title sound like something from the Middle Ages.

Turtwig

I am Malty.:)

Zillah

Hi Malty! I'm not sure you understand the thread.

stevejazzx

Malty_T wrote: »

I am Malty.:)

No. You're Malty [space] T:). There is no malty.

I'm a strong atheist in respect of nearly everything except maybe an inkling of some type of universal presence so atheistic possible prime mover deist all jumbled upist. Somedays I'm just an atheist though. It's only on days when phyiscists tell that if I vibrate the same way as the wall that I can possibly walk through it that I become prime mover steve....no wait, that's my hypothetical friends position...[ahem]

Joe1919

I think I'm an Egoist.

"Idols exist through me; I need only refrain from creating them anew, then they exist no longer: `higher powers' exist only through my exalting them and abasing myself. Consequently my relation to the world is this: I no longer do anything for it `for God's sake,' I do nothing `for man's sake,' but what I do I do `for my sake'. (Max Steiner)

Gregor Samsa

I hereby dub myself...

Phutyle Strong Explicit Nullifidian Atheist of The Golden Empire of the Northside (in Exile)

ChocolateSauce

Malty_T wrote: »

I am Malty.:)

Is that a flavour description? Because I'd say I'm salty myself...

I guess I'd be....Chocolatesauce Strong Agnostic Weak Explicit Atheist Partially Ignostic . The strange.

And yes I copied and pasted yours, Zillah. :pac:

dvpower

ChocolateSauce wrote: »

Is that a flavour description? Because I'd say I'm salty myself...

Salty chocolate? - I saw that episode of South Park and I didn't like it.

ChocolateSauce

dvpower wrote: »

Salty chocolate? - I saw that episode of South Park and I didn't like it.

No one who actually sees me likes me.

Obni

I'm a Pseudo-Atheist Egocentric Deo-Ontologist, or PAEDO for short....

****! I'd better rethink my position ....

CerebralCortex

Strong atheist and ignostic.

eoin5

If we were going middle ages it would be The Destestable Cursed Blasphemous Bedamned Heretical Godless Possessed Whore-son Cur.

Also I learned a new word: heterodox.

Rev Hellfire

Rev Hellfire the apathetic ignostic.

Goduznt Xzst

Goduznt Xzst*, a Eudaimonic Consequentialist Utilitarian determinist, moral nihilist, positivist, naturalist cynic & skeptic, an Atheist, strong Explicit regarding Theism but Weak Explicit regarding Deism with an Enneatype of Five

*May also be described as a gillless, organic, RNA/DNA protein based, metabolic/metazoic, nucleic, diploid, bilaterally-symmetrical, endothermic, digestive/trypoblast, opisthokont, deuterostome, coelemate, with a spinal chord and 12 cranial nerves connecting to a limbic system in an enlarged cerebal cortex with a reduced olfactory region inside a jawed-skull with specialized teeth including canines and premolars, forward-oriented fully-enclosed optical orbits, and a single temporal fenestra, attached to a vertebrate hind-leg dominant tetrapoidal skeleton with a sacral pelvis, clavical, and wrist & ankle bones; and having lungs, tear ducts, body-wide hair follicles, lactal mammaries, opposable thumbs, and keratinized dermis with chitinous nails on all five digits on all four extremities, in addition to an embryonic development in amniotic fluid, leading to a placental birth and highly social lifestyle.

Dades

Dades: meat sack.

Goduznt Xzst

Dades wrote: »

Dades: meat sack.

I prefer the definition from the TNG episode "Home Soil"... "Ugly bags of mostly water!"

Zillah

Goduznt Xzst wrote: »

Goduznt Xzst*, a Eudaimonic Consequentialist Utilitarian determinist, moral nihilist, positivist, naturalist cynic & skeptic, an Atheist, strong Explicit regarding Theism but Weak Explicit regarding Deism with an Enneatype of Five

*May also be described as a gillless, organic, RNA/DNA protein based, metabolic/metazoic, nucleic, diploid, bilaterally-symmetrical, endothermic, digestive/trypoblast, opisthokont, deuterostome, coelemate, with a spinal chord and 12 cranial nerves connecting to a limbic system in an enlarged cerebal cortex with a reduced olfactory region inside a jawed-skull with specialized teeth including canines and premolars, forward-oriented fully-enclosed optical orbits, and a single temporal fenestra, attached to a vertebrate hind-leg dominant tetrapoidal skeleton with a sacral pelvis, clavical, and wrist & ankle bones; and having lungs, tear ducts, body-wide hair follicles, lactal mammaries, opposable thumbs, and keratinized dermis with chitinous nails on all five digits on all four extremities, in addition to an embryonic development in amniotic fluid, leading to a placental birth and highly social lifestyle.

Nice...

Dades wrote: »

Dades: meat sack.

"Erruuuuhhh..."
*looks over forms*
"We don't have that option so I'm just going to put you down as a nhilist. k!"
*sunny smile*

Ickle Magoo

I am Ickle; mostly theological-noncognitivist slightly non-anthropomorphicly pantheistic secular humanist gah just call me atheist the 4th :pac: