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  • 11-08-2009 2:47pm
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    Rufus.T.Firefly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭


    I just saw that Harry Potter film.

    A bit unrealistic if you ask me.

    I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?

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    I had a mate who was suicidal.

    He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.

    He was chuffed to bits.

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    When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.

    Took her out with one punch.

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    My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.

    "It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me.

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    I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.

    I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"


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