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Rufus.T.Firefly

A man and his four year old son are talking, when his son asks him

"Dad, what does a pussy look like?"

The Dad confused, asks him “before or after sex?"

The kid says "Ummm before sex"

So the dad says to him

"Well have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red peddles."

"Yeah" says the son.

"Well what about after sex" he says to his dad.

His dad replies



“Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?

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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says,

"How about that?

I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," he said,

"This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man.

As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man.

"I'm a chicken farmer.

For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman,

"How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.



She smiled and said, "What a coincidence..."

patmac

Good ones your on form today Rufus!

Rufus.T.Firefly

patmac wrote: »

Good ones your on form today Rufus!

Cheer's Pat...Just back from a week's Hols.

Hope you are keeping well