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Little Mark!

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  • 11-08-2009 1:11pm
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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    Little MARK was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!'

    The teacher replied, 'Now, MARK, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'
    Please use the word 'ur-I-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow You to go.'

    Little MARK, thinks for a bit, and then says, 'You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!'


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