If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)

Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Kitty Pr0n

Options

10-08-2009 1:09pm

#1

Gyalist

Registered Users Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2007

Posts: 2438

Dogs have been blamed for eating homework - now a Florida man says his cat downloaded child pornography.

Police are charging Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach, Florida with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after finding more than 1,000 images on his personal computer.

Griffin told police he had been downloading music, and that his cat jumped on the keyboard when he left the room. He said "strange things" appeared on the computer when he returned.

He is being held in Martin county jail on $250,000 bond. No word on any charges against the cat.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/deadlineusa/2009/aug/07/cat-download-child-pornography

0

Comments

Options
#2 10-08-2009 1:10pm
15Pete

Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭

Join Date: July 2009

Posts: 76

The Frisky Feline strikes again......

0
Options
#3 10-08-2009 1:11pm
TheIrishGrover

Registered Users Posts: 6,000 ✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2005

Posts: 5763

0
Options
#4 10-08-2009 1:13pm
Long Onion

Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭

Join Date: December 2008

Posts: 1287

*some joke about a fluffy pussy, turns off light, closes door, runs away*

0
Options
#5 10-08-2009 1:13pm
Jesus Wept

Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: April 2006

Posts: 24781

Tabby or not tabby! That is the question.

0
Options
#6 10-08-2009 1:13pm
KTRIC

Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2005

Posts: 8856

I got a speeding ticket the other day. Turns out my cat Henry took my bike without asking. I knew it was him, found little foot prints on the seat.

0
Advertisement
Options
#7 10-08-2009 1:13pm
AnonoBoy

Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2006

Posts: 21570

That's almost as believable as that time that woman said that dingo had eaten her baby. :rolleyes:

............oh wait.

0
Options
#8 10-08-2009 1:14pm
Riamfada

Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2002

Posts: 9553

I haz ure kidz

0
Options
#9 10-08-2009 1:16pm
gerky

Closed Accounts Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2006

Posts: 1203

Already been a thread about this.

0
Options
#10 10-08-2009 1:17pm
Cookie_Monster

Registered Users Posts: 24,476 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2007

Posts: 23179

Last week rang, wants its story back

0
Options
#11 10-08-2009 1:44pm
The Walsho

Registered Users Posts: 1,251 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2006

Posts: 1225

I came in here looking for cat porn. I bid you good day sir.

0
Advertisement
Options
#12 10-08-2009 2:01pm
Interceptor

Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭

Join Date: June 2004

Posts: 3074

The Walsho wrote: »

cat porn...

Wanna see my pussy?

'c

0
Options
#13 10-08-2009 2:10pm
tallus

Registered Users Posts: 6,324 ✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2005

Posts: 5943

0
Options
#14 10-08-2009 2:37pm
Mossy Monk

Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: May 2001

Posts: 27559

Gyalist wrote: »

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/deadlineusa/2009/aug/07/cat-download-child-pornography

That cat up to no good again. Twice in one week accused of downloading child porn.

0
Options
#15 10-08-2009 2:38pm
Wreck

Registered Users Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭

Join Date: December 2006

Posts: 2082

Thread title deserves some love, nice one.

0
Options
#16 10-08-2009 2:41pm
That_Guy

Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: September 2007

Posts: 51016

Next thing the guy will be blaming his dog for whacking him off to kitteh's bold porn.

0
Options
#17 10-08-2009 3:30pm
Lirange

Registered Users Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭

Join Date: January 2006

Posts: 2083

Am I the only one that expected pics of Garfield sucking off Heathcliff?

0
Options
#18 10-08-2009 3:36pm
Karl Hungus

Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: February 2001

Posts: 26921

Those dissapointed by this thread after it's promising title can look no further than here.

0
Options
#19 10-08-2009 4:04pm
AnonoBoy

Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: October 2006

Posts: 21570

Lirange wrote: »

Am I the only one that expected pics of Garfield sucking off Heathcliff?

That's just wrong.

Garfield could do way better than Heathcliff. He could get Topcat at least.

0
Options
#20 10-08-2009 4:39pm
Riamfada

Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭

Join Date: March 2002

Posts: 9553

I can haz kidz?

0
Options
#21 10-08-2009 5:16pm
TheIrishGrover

Registered Users Posts: 6,000 ✭✭✭

Join Date: July 2005

Posts: 5763

0
Advertisement
Options
#22 10-08-2009 6:42pm
Dartz

Registered Users Posts: 4,371 ✭✭✭

Join Date: May 2008

Posts: 4253

For adoption:

One black and white Tomcat. Computer literate. Loves Children.

0
Options
#23 10-08-2009 6:59pm
Walsh

Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭

Join Date: August 2008

Posts: 411

Play him off keyboard Cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ

0