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Aligator Shoes!

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  • 10-08-2009 10:25am
    #1
    Dravokivich
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    A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair
    of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay
    the high prices the local vendors were asking.

    After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the
    shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
    alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

    The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and
    catch yourself a big one!"

    Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching
    herself an alligator.

    Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home when he spots the young
    woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.

    Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.

    She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it
    on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

    The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the
    alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "This one isn't wearing
    any shoes either!"

    - Drav!


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