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Dead baby found alive

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    ZOMBIE BABY!!!

    *screams and jumps out the window*


  • Registered Users Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    It's the second coming of Christ! Repent!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭K-Ren


    That would definately be the coolest thing to tell your friends when you get older. Nothing would top it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,379 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    I heard babys can survive a lot, far more hardy than you would expect. esp. when it comes to not breathing, drowning etc, since they are in the womb so long.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    That's messed up.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Ive a fine catalogue of dead baby jokes.

    Id insert my fav in here but AH isnt ready for that yet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    So in reality it's alive baby still alive?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    snyper wrote: »
    Ive a fine catalogue of dead baby jokes.

    Id insert my fav in here but AH isnt ready for that yet.

    Also they'd be irrelevent as there is no dead baby.


  • Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Other staff at the hospital said they had fought to save the infant's life for more than an hour but the pulse may have been too faint to detect.
    I remember a 1st-aid course a few years back, where I was hooked up to a machine which told me my pulse. There was none. It gave everyone else's pulse but mine :D So yeah, I can see the above happening.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    the_syco wrote: »
    I remember a 1st-aid course a few years back, where I was hooked up to a machine which told me my pulse. There was none. It gave everyone else's pulse but mine :D So yeah, I can see the above happening.

    :eek:

    Another Zombie!

    *throws holy water*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    the_syco wrote: »
    I remember a 1st-aid course a few years back, where I was hooked up to a machine which told me my pulse. There was none. It gave everyone else's pulse but mine :D So yeah, I can see the above happening.


    But unlike the 'dead' baby, you were probably sitting up and chatting to your bud's at the time?.

    A fair indication that you weren't in fact -DEAD!.

    .


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Also they'd be irrelevent as there is no dead baby.

    touché.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Holy smoke, first swine flu originates in Mexico and now zomie babies:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    But unlike the 'dead' baby, you were probably sitting up and chatting to your bud's at the time?.

    A fair indication that you weren't in fact -DEAD!.

    .
    BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    My ex-girlfriend said I was dead inside. Does that count?


  • Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭PinkTulips


    apparently it's not unheard of for 'stillborn' babies to suddenly spring to life in the morgue.... they're discovered it's something to do with the cold so now they often treat ill babies by cooling them down as opposed to incubating.

    apparently anyway.

    acccording to something my mom read.

    and we all know everything moms read is the gospel truth.........


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    PinkTulips wrote: »
    apparently it's not unheard of for 'stillborn' babies to suddenly spring to life in the morgue.... they're discovered it's something to do with the cold so now they often treat ill babies by cooling them down as opposed to incubating.

    apparently anyway.

    acccording to something my mom read.

    and we all know everything moms read is the gospel truth.........

    If it says it in the Sun it most be true.:cool:


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,252 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    This happened in Dublin a couple of years ago,not to a baby but a man I think he was on his way to get cremated when he sat up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    PinkTulips wrote: »
    apparently it's not unheard of for 'stillborn' babies to suddenly spring to life in the morgue.... they're discovered it's something to do with the cold so now they often treat ill babies by cooling them down as opposed to incubating.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammalian_diving_reflex


    The pro-lifer/anti abortion crowd are going to run riot with this...


  • Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭PinkTulips


    If it says it in the Sun it most be true.:cool:

    my mother read the sun? hardly... more likely the times magazine, a far more dangerous beast in the hands of the ignorant skim reader ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,013 ✭✭✭✭eirebhoy


    It's guaranteed that people have woken up in their coffin which is ****in scary.


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