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I'm not fat, it's genetic, big boned, pregnant, etc.....

MickyMoo · 2009-08-08 11:22:37

A man is standing on the bathroom scales desparately sucking in his stomach. 'Thats not going to work', says the wife. 'yes it will', replies the man. 'It's the only way I can see the numbers'. I wouldn't say she was fat, but she has to wear a G-Rope. The best way to lose weight is to stuff your face while standing naked…

08-08-2009 11:22am

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MickyMoo

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A man is standing on the bathroom scales desparately sucking in his stomach.
'Thats not going to work', says the wife.
'yes it will', replies the man. 'It's the only way I can see the numbers'.

I wouldn't say she was fat, but she has to wear a G-Rope.

The best way to lose weight is to stuff your face while standing naked in front of a mirror - the restaurant will sling you out before you can swallow too much.

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#2 08-08-2009 11:29am

amacachi

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Funniest thing about this is probably the "I'm pregnant" in the title tbh. :P

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