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Old people...

  • 07-08-2009 3:37pm
    #1
    Ricky91t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,281 ✭✭✭


    Why do they shrink?


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  • #2
    whatawaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,910 ✭✭✭✭whatawaster


    Muscle and skeletal atrophy i think

    Some of them seem to stretch instead of shrink


  • #3
    Heisenberg.
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  • #4
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    if you lived long enough you'd shrink right back down to like when you were a baby. It just science, Grow up first and then back down.


  • #5
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    From carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders for so long.
    Kids sprout up because they have no worries.


    May not be 100% accurate


  • #6
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    They're always forgetting to pick up deoderant.


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  • #7
    Craigsy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 611 ✭✭✭Craigsy


    Hagar wrote: »
    From carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders for so long.
    Kids sprout up because they have no worries.


    May not be 100% accurate

    Spoken like a true old man :P


  • #8
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    well their size goes into minus numbers when they are six feet under


  • #9
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Hagar wrote: »
    From carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders for so long.
    Kids sprout up because they have no worries.


    May not be 100% accurate

    How short are you Hagar?


  • #10
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Hagar wrote: »
    From carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders for so long.
    Kids sprout up because they have no worries.


    May not be 100% accurate

    sit down, ill get your cod liver oil for you


  • #11
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    i just did this old people celeb quiz on face book quiz some of them looked awfull


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  • #12
    cobrastarship
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭cobrastarship


    we forget to water them ?


  • #13
    Hagar
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    Rabies wrote: »
    How short are you Hagar?
    The velcro on my slippers catches my armpit hairs.


  • #14
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Hagar wrote: »
    The velcro on my slippers catches my armpit hairs.

    Painful or strangely arousing?


  • #15
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Ricky91t wrote: »
    Why do they shrink?

    because they've reached the age where life stops giving them things and starts taking things away........

    starting with the stilletos and platforms.....


  • #16
    wireless101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 291 ✭✭wireless101


    The effects of gravity over a large period of time.


  • #17
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    I'm fawked if I shrink when I'm older..... I'm only 5ft 1" now!!


  • #18
    Ricky91t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,281 ✭✭✭Ricky91t


    Also,
    I recently made an observation on an aeroplane that old people are made sit at the front and back,Is this because in the event of a fire,Or small crash they won't block off the exits?

    This is bad,If it wasn't for old people there would be no aeroplanes


  • #19
    mikeglee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭mikeglee


    i hate old people....there so selfish


  • #20
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    What goes up must come down.

    Out of interest, what happens to the midgets???


  • #21
    demakinz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭demakinz


    K4t wrote: »
    What goes up must come down.

    Out of interest, what happens to the midgets???

    iv never seen an old midget.maybe they shrink so much they disappear!!


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