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Time for a new Celtic Tiger?

Raiser · 2009-08-07 08:57:35

http://www.adoption.co.uk/tiger/ Saw an advert for this on TV last night and it got me thinking..... It seems as though the Country has gone to absolute shíte since the Fianna Failures and Bertie the Wondergimp arsefcuked our last Celtic Tiger to death last year..... So hows about we adopt a new Tiger and then train him to…

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07-08-2009 9:57am

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http://www.adoption.co.uk/tiger/

Saw an advert for this on TV last night and it got me thinking..... It seems as though the Country has gone to absolute shíte since the Fianna Failures and Bertie the Wondergimp arsefcuked our last Celtic Tiger to death last year.....

So hows about we adopt a new Tiger and then train him to be a lean, mean, snarling, lethal beast of a fcuker?

We could train him up to be a fcuking MegaTiger © - The sort of Tiger that would make your normal everyday Celtic Tiger seem like a little Pussy.

We could keep him on a long chain and make him catch all his own raw, screaming food on the streets all day and then hone his skills every evening by showing him Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris DVDs with a constant soundtrack of death metal turned up to 11.

Then his first official job as MegaTiger © Na hEireann could be clearing all of that useless rotting meat out of the Dail

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#2 07-08-2009 10:24am
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Have said tiger patrolling the halls of Dail Eireann. Job done.

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#3 07-08-2009 10:25am
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That's a bit risky tbh, Corporal Willie O'Dea would have us shot.

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#4 07-08-2009 10:27am
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Why adopt one? We have two baby tigers in the zoo

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#5 07-08-2009 10:28am
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This is as close as we will ever get to another Celtic Tiger.

http://www.rte.ie/news/2009/0730/tiger_gallery.html

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#6 07-08-2009 10:31am
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How about a Viking Puma!!

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#7 07-08-2009 10:36am
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Turd Ferguson wrote: »

How about a Viking Puma!!

Or a Norman Leopard

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#8 07-08-2009 10:39am
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Raiser wrote: »

http://www.adoption.co.uk/tiger/

Saw an advert for this on TV last night and it got me thinking..... It seems as though the Country has gone to absolute shíte since the Fianna Failures and Bertie the Wondergimp arsefcuked our last Celtic Tiger to death last year.....

"Insert after hours opinion on politics here"

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#9 07-08-2009 10:59am
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I like it!

Support for MegaTiger © Na hEireann is support for blood soaked, disemboweled politicans. He shall smite all our foes with his furry paws of doom.

....Doom.

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#10 07-08-2009 11:43am
Raiser

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Schism wrote: »

I like it!

Support for MegaTiger © Na hEireann is support for blood soaked, disemboweled politicans. He shall smite all our foes with his furry paws of doom.

....Doom.

Aw! - Now you have me thinking of smearing Mary Harney's entire body with approximately 26 tins of Whiskas......:(

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#11 07-08-2009 12:21pm
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We could all chip in and adopt him, then insist we be allowed raise him ourselves?
Every week we could pass him onto another boards member.

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#12 07-08-2009 12:24pm
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What about an Anglo-Saxon Rabbit ???

Not quite as fierce but still wouldn't mess with one.

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#13 07-08-2009 12:53pm
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How about a Celtic Super Retarded Dog?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pub4Un1QSWg

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#14 07-08-2009 12:57pm
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Raiser wrote: »

http://www.adoption.co.uk/tiger/

Saw an advert for this on TV last night and it got me thinking..... It seems as though the Country has gone to absolute shíte since the Fianna Failures and Bertie the Wondergimp arsefcuked our last Celtic Tiger to death last year.....

So hows about we adopt a new Tiger and then train him to be a lean, mean, snarling, lethal beast of a fcuker?

We could train him up to be a fcuking MegaTiger © - The sort of Tiger that would make your normal everyday Celtic Tiger seem like a little Pussy.

We could keep him on a long chain and make him catch all his own raw, screaming food on the streets all day and then hone his skills every evening by showing him Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris DVDs with a constant soundtrack of death metal turned up to 11.

Then his first official job as MegaTiger © Na hEireann could be clearing all of that useless rotting meat out of the Dail

Easy Tiger.

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#15 07-08-2009 2:38pm
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How about we just keep it local and paint up My name is URL's Badger nicely orange and stripey?

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