How do they get the figs into the fig roll?

Colonel Sanders

Is it a case that we have a female roll and a male fig. When both get older and love each other very much the fig slides itself into the roll?

cyberwolf77

No it's more a case of the roll sneaks up on the fig and engulfs it. leave them alone long enough and you won't have a fig, only a fat roll.

Toasty113

My cousin once asked that question when he was staying over in my house, right before we went to sleep. We laughed for a half hour straight. I still dont know why, it wasn't funny and we weren't intoxicated. Oh well.

Deki

Hmm-- sex, food and sleep - you represented all three "states of being male" in one little thread:D:D:D- amazing!

cyberwolf77

Deki wrote: »

Hmm-- sex, food and sleep - you represented all three "states of being male" in one little thread:D:D:D- amazing!

*Takes a bow*

Toasty113

Hey, I find that offensive. All the women I know (knew) only thought about those three things aswell. Half the time they were worse

Deki

No !;)We don't admit anything Toast. Must have been women from Mars or maybe...

Sarky

Fig wasps use their paralysing sting to immobilise healthy rolls and lay their eggs in their flesh. The eggs hatch into fig larvae. The ones you see in shops are deliberately implanted, and euthanised just before the larvae pupate. In nature, the unfortunate roll is devoured from the inside by the larvae, which eventually burst out of their host as adult fig wasps, invariably killing the host. The cycle of life repeats.

Matt Holck

the rolls are sticky traps
when a fig gets caught on one,
it struggles to escape
wrapping itself in the dough

joes girls

They just did!!!........leave it now.....somethings one should not need to know!!!

Deki

they line all the fig rolls up and a Annie Oakley type loads her rifle with fig and fires away.the ones she misses are crumbled up and used in bread pudding.