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Identify the Arcade Machine (ummm... bit weird this one)

  • 06-08-2009 12:40am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,336 ✭✭✭


    Years ago on some arcade blog I came across a hilarious Japanese (I think) arcade machine that I'd love to identify and track down.

    It's an upright machine except for, wait for it, the fake ladies arse that is sticking out the front :eek:. Your 'controller' is a big hand with a finger sticking out. On the screen is the ladies face looking over her shoulder back at you.

    Cue much frantic prodding with the finger and ensuing appropriate faces and sound effects from the screen :D

    For what it's worth I'm not kidding. Anyone else heard of this and know what it was called? I have a bet on with a mate that it even exists and I'm damned if i can find it again on google.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 52,395 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    Nope it's not you being crazy, I definitely heard of this and it was marketed as a stress relief game for japanese salarymen. The arse you were prodding was supposed to be the arse of your boss. I'll try and find the name now.

    Edit: Found it. Good old seanbaby

    http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty02.htm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,336 ✭✭✭Bluehair


    17 minutes..... 17 minutes!... AND in the wee hours of the morning!

    Man I wasn't counting my chickens for an answer to this one never mind so fast! Cheers Retr0gamer I owe ya a pint! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭cynos


    Sounds like a good game
    heres a better picture
    07.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,148 ✭✭✭Ronan|Raven


    Sweet baby jesus!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 699 ✭✭✭blag


    That's both preposterous and hillarious in equal measure.I wonder will there be a Wii version bundled with finger and arse accessories?!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭cynos


    blag wrote: »
    That's both preposterous and hillarious in equal measure.I wonder will there be a Wii version bundled with finger and arse accessories?!

    Hope so, suprised it wasn't their 1st release


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 34,679 CMod ✭✭✭✭CiDeRmAn


    Awesome, I hope the wiimote comes with a special cover, you know, to prevent any social diseases!


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 2,975 Mod ✭✭✭✭LoGiE


    You got the love the asian market... Where else could you possibly come up with a game idea like that?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 34,679 CMod ✭✭✭✭CiDeRmAn


    I wonder what she does when you win?
    Hmmm, did they get this one working on MAME?
    I'm sure some genius could then get the WiiMote hooked up via bluetooth to the PC and there you go, instant pervy fun, just have to get someone to bend over to completely simulate (stimulate?) the real thing.
    Just make sure to put the WiiMote jacket on, and wash it well afterwards!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    cynos wrote: »
    Sounds like a good game
    heres a better picture
    07.jpg


    The screen is telling the man to hurry up :pac:. He has no experience.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,762 ✭✭✭Yreval


    Edit: Never mind, I seem to have completely skipped over Retr0gamer's post.

    28752063.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,595 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    The game features eight characters players can punish: "ex-girlfriend", "ex-boyfriend", "gangster", "mother-in-law", "Gold-digger", "Prostitute", "child molester" and "Con-artist".

    Wtf???


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