I hate my job.

Jeebus

So, some of you guys know I started a new job about a month ago, it is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve and ****.

TestTransmission

Did someone not post this earlier?

pikachucheeks

Jeebus wrote: »

I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve and ****.

You're like the Scooby Doo team! :pac:

My name is URL

Zoiks!

It's that scary Jeebus again Scoobs

Jeebus

jackncoke wrote: »

Did someone not post this earlier?

You may have reddit on...ahem...reddit.

Lollipops23

i think that's the point.so you're the gay-sailor dude,Fred?

Wompa1

pikachucheeks wrote: »

You're like the Scooby Doo team! :pac:

Just missing Scooby...Hot self centered chick, Stoner and ugly but smart chick..your Fred and your just missing a dog

stovelid

Jeebus wrote: »

She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
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You should really be utilizing your powers of X-ray vision to find a job that you enjoy?

Snowie

omg.....

An Fear Aniar

I have the strange feeling I have READ IT already.

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Jeebus

Its both impressive and depressing how many people missed the point of this.

Jeebus

An Fear Aniar wrote: »

I have the strange feeling I have READ IT already.

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The AH needed it in their lives.

stovelid

You're Fred right?

InkSlinger67

He left me out! :mad:

Lemme at em! Lemme at em!!! Pow! Pow! Pow!

donvito99

-I hate my job.-

Hate that in a bag of chips....jaysus

stovelid

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

He left me out! :mad:

Lemme at em! Lemme at em!!! Pow! Pow! Pow!

Scrappy was an anomaly. Stick with the classic.

Snowie

Jeebus wrote: »

Its both impressive and depressing how many people missed the point of this.

and the point being ?

for the ones who've banged there heads !

stovelid

Daphne actually was quite hot. You never really noticed it when you were a kid.

Snowie

stovelid wrote: »

Daphne actually was quite hot. You never really noticed it when you were a kid.

off course she was hot she wore a long jumper as a mini skirt helllo

My name is URL

stovelid wrote: »

Daphne actually was quite hot. You never really noticed it when you were a kid.

I did

First fap iirc

Jeebus

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

and the point being ?

for the ones who've banged there heads !

The point is that they are a bit slow .

Jeebus

Jeebus wrote: »

So, some of you guys know I started a new job about a month ago, it is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve and ****.

Judgemental ba5tard

InkSlinger67

stovelid wrote: »

Scrappy was an anomaly. Stick with the classic.

I agree, oul scrap had a lot of "moxy" though!

Now that I think of it, both our avatars look like bad characters right after the mask is removed and the immortal line "...and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids!!!!" line is spoken!

Brilliant stuff! I'll have what Hanna & Barbera are having! :pac:

NewGuy09

Wompa1 wrote: »

Just missing Scooby...Hot self centered chick, Stoner and ugly but smart chick..your Fred and your just missing a dog

no they do have a dog! and to make it even better its the stoners dog!
hahaha thats beautiful! the complete scooby team!!

truecrippler

Nice job.

Snowie

Jeebus wrote: »

The point is that they are a bit slow .

So what there a bit, Fred Flintstone, don't mean they don't have a place in this world.

TheIrishGrover

Could be worse. Could have an annoying little puppy going around too....

Mr Benevolent

She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe

She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner.

Are you working in UCD by any chance?

Iang87

wait now just so i get this.

Thread = I hate my job

Solution = Quit

Agent J

Could be worse.

Could be unemployed.

aido179

haha...ever get that actualy laugh out loud moment and your thinking...this isn't actually that funny but your still laughing? giggles

Saibh

jackncoke wrote: »

Did someone not post this earlier?

Looks similar to this post

pikachucheeks

OP,

There's a recession on at the moment, you might have heard about it. Basically, if you aren't happy with your job, there's a queue of about 10,000 who'll gladly lighten your load for you.

You might be working with people you don't like, but try standing in a dole queue with people three times as bad

Jeebus

Wow.