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Anti Ageing Cream...

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  • 05-08-2009 8:19pm
    #1
    Ricky91t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,281 ✭✭✭


    Well,
    We've all heard of it,We know it can take up to ten years off you,But what happens..


    If it gets into the wrong hands?



    Say someone spills it on a new born baby,what happens to it,where will it go?


    Could this be the solution to the recession get rid of all the kids under ten?

    also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROnV4KEO2h4


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    #2
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Thats 6 minutes of my life I'll never get back!


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    #3
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    ΘΘ


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    #4
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Lets kill those goddamn ducks and maybe the song will stop too.


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    #5
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Lets kill those goddamn ducks and maybe the song will stop too.

    feck, i would love some roast Duck right now.:(


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    #6
    Ricky91t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,281 ✭✭✭Ricky91t


    I see where you're all coming from,And how does this make you feel?


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    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Ricky91t wrote: »
    I see where you're all coming from,And how does this make you feel?

    <INSERT REACTION HERE>


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    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    InkSlinger67 wrote: »
    <INSERT REACTION HERE>



    <i'm hungry>


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    #9
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    galwayrush wrote: »
    <i'm hungry for cock>

    FYP! :D


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    #10
    renraw
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 496 ✭✭renraw


    Dove soap is the key to eternal youth


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    #11
    bluto63
    Registered Users Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    But in the photo montage not all of the ducks were swimming in the water. They lied! :mad:


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    darkman2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭darkman2


    I have a question - why in adds for "anti wrinkle" cream do they always have birds around 20 years of age?


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    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    darkman2 wrote: »
    I have a question - why in adds for "anti wrinkle" cream do they always have birds around 20 years of age?

    Cos they have no wrinkles

    NEXT!


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    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    for (i = 1:thread_lock)
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    AnonoBoy
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    Ducks? Anti-aging cream?

    Is there some manner of obvious connection I'm missing here?


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    darkman2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭darkman2


    InkSlinger67 wrote: »
    Cos they have no wrinkles

    NEXT!

    Are they in danger of getting wrinkles? SHUT UP! That's why!

    :pac:


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    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Thats the first video i looked at on my new phone. It couldn't be anymore ruined if someone pissed o.......


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    #18
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    for (i = 1:thread_lock)
    fprintf([random_irrlelevent_coment ]);
    end

    Select smug_git_rank, smug_git_description from GaNjaHaN.dbo.smug_git where smug_id like '%GaNjaHaN%'

    Results:

    smug_git_rank smug_git_description
    1 GaNjaHaN smells his own farts
    2 GaNjaHaN feeds small animals via a glass tube up his anus
    3 GaNjaHaN uses bad programming in an attempt at sarcasm


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    #19
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Its like that film 'Death Becomes Her' with the ancient potion, I wish i had one of those...:rolleyes:


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    #20
    Ricky91t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,281 ✭✭✭Ricky91t


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Ducks? Anti-aging cream?

    Is there some manner of obvious connection I'm missing here?

    Yes,

    We all know ducks feet are orange.


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    #21
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Paul Newman knew the answer - cold water for 20 mins in the morning.


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    #22
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Obviously it's the way the duck is cooked that gives it the wrinkles/;)


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