Water way to get back at your ex!

pikachucheeks

"A bikini that dissolves in water has outraged killjoy women's rights campaigners.

The saucy thong swimsuit - sold as the perfect present for dumped boyfriends - looks like a real bikini but disappears after just a few seconds in water.

Sellers in Germany say the sexy Get Naked costume is a good chance for dumped men to get their own back after a difficult break up.

But women's rights campaigner Rosmarie Zapfl stormed last night: 'It is an absolute insult to women that this has been invented.' "

Taken from 'The Star', p21, Friday 31/7/09



Absolutely insane! Why would someone accept a gift of a bikini from an ex-boyfriend in the first place?

And surely if the bikini did "disappear" it would attract a hell of a lot of male attention for the ex-girlfriend, rendering the gift quite successful for her!

hidinginthebush

Genius. I can see the excuses now "But I bought that bikini at the store where I buy all mother's clothes... Oh god she's at the park right now!"

davyjose

Pics?

WindSock

Not a very good idea, as I generally wash swimwear before I wear it. You never know what sorts of gees have been in there, and those plastic stickers are hardly a great barrier.

That_Guy

Do they come in all sizes?

Cookie_Monster

WindSock wrote: »

Not a very good idea, as I generally wash swimwear before I wear it. You never know what sorts of gees have been in there, and those plastic stickers are hardly a great barrier.

Eh? are they not like underwear - non returnable and testable?

pikachucheeks

davyjose wrote: »

Pics?

Couldn't find the article on The Star's website! I just googled the swimsuit there and results came up, but I can't access it in work!

I reckon one of you brave AH men should buy one and let us know the result it has

Wez

This is how ya do it..

Tar.Aldarion

I ama definitely buying these and unviting the hawt girls to the pool

Sea Sharp

What if she sees a man she really likes before she gets into the water?????
Or is it just h2o activated

pikachucheeks

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

What if she sees a man she really likes before she gets into the water?????
Or is it just h2o activated

:eek: FILTH!

engrish?

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

What if she sees a man she really likes before she gets into the water?????
Or is it just h2o activated

Jaysus, you make women sound like Slimer from Ghostbusters

Tomebagel

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

What if she sees a man she really likes before she gets into the water?????
Or is it just h2o activated

durrthy man!

4zn76tysfajdxp

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

Or is it just h2o activated

H2ooooooh?

WindSock

Zavier Melodic Sample wrote: »

H2ooooooh?

H2ho?

4zn76tysfajdxp

WindSock wrote: »

H2ho?

H2 oh no?

Gummy Panda

WindSock wrote: »

Not a very good idea, as I generally wash swimwear before I wear it. You never know what sorts of gees have been in there, and those plastic stickers are hardly a great barrier.

:eek:


*goes off to Penny's to have a sniff around the bikinis*

gillo_100

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

Eh? are they not like underwear - non returnable and testable?

No, this amazed me too when I was told it when working on customer services in Dunnes.

So long as the sticker in the gosset (bit where your bajango goes) is still there thay can be returned.

Vegeta

Zavier Melodic Sample wrote: »

H2 oh no?

H2Whoa can we please stop with the H2O jokes

Zadkiel

gillo_100 wrote: »

No, this amazed me too when I was told it when working on customer services in Dunnes.

So long as the sticker in the gosset (bit where your bajango goes) is still there thay can be returned.

But any number of lady gardens could have been rubbing against the sticker!:eek:
I'm horrified.
Thank fook blokes dont try on keks before they buy em.....I'd be scalding my scrotes every time I bought a pair

Degsy

gillo_100 wrote: »

No, this amazed me too when I was told it when working on customer services in Dunnes.

So long as the sticker in the gosset (bit where your bajango goes) is still there thay can be returned.

I beleive the correct term is Gusset..as in "Arrgh,me chalfonts are chaffing on me gusset..its bastard murder".

Interceptor

WindSock wrote: »

Not a very good idea, as I generally wash swimwear before I wear it. You never know what sorts of gees have been in there, and those plastic stickers are hardly a great barrier.

EWWWW... You said gee on the internets.

Degsy

Interceptor wrote: »

EWWWW... You said gee on the internets.

Americans say Gee all the time...as in "Gee,Iyerland is so greeen..and so's me gee".

pikachucheeks

Degsy wrote: »

Americans say Gee all the time...as in "Gee,Iyerland is so greeen..and so's me gee".

Green? That'll be the chlamydia!

fintonie

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Taken from 'The Star', p21, Friday 31/7/09



Absolutely insane! Why would someone accept a gift of a bikini from an ex-boyfriend in the first place?

And surely if the bikini did "disappear" it would attract a hell of a lot of male attention for the ex-girlfriend, rendering the gift quite successful for her!

there not all jamie lee curtises

4zn76tysfajdxp

Vegeta wrote: »

H2Whoa can we please stop with the H2O jokes

H2Okay.

fintonie

Wez wrote: »

This is how ya do it..

lol

dr.bollocko

fintonie wrote: »

there not all jamie lee curtises

That's a Halloween H2O.

CreepingDeath

Water disolvable bikini... classic !

Will short-list that one for potential Kris Kindle present ideas at work.

WindSock

Degsy wrote: »

Americans say Gee all the time...as in "Gee,Iyerland is so greeen..and so's me gee".

So do Indians. ''We used the finest of gees in our curries''

dumbblonde122

ha ha I am female and I think it is excellent. As long as it doesn't happen to me of course

Degsy

WindSock wrote: »

So do Indians. ''We used the finest of gees in our curries''

As do martial artists "Ooh me gee is very loose,i must get it tightened".

minidazzler

Gonna buy it for a friend of mine if I can get it!!! She will kick my ass after she wears it, but it would be funny!!!

Long Onion

WindSock wrote: »

So do Indians. ''We used the finest of gees in our curries''

I spent time in Southall in London - full of barrels of ghee for sale - i thought it most amusing

"Excuse me miss but i am interested in purchasing your fine ghee, how much is it if i pay cash?":D

I think that there is money to be made setting up a site which sells the used plastic gusset strips online. They could be sold according to size & stain.

kingtut

minidazzler wrote: »

Gonna buy it for a friend of mine if I can get it!!! She will kick my ass after she wears it, but it would be funny!!!

Don't forget your underwater camera!

minidazzler

kingtut wrote: »

Don't forget your underwater camera!

What kind of Pervert do you think I am??? An Amatuer? I always have my camera, I am an expert.

WindSock

Degsy wrote: »

As do martial artists "Ooh me gee is very loose,i must get it tightened".

And horse riders. ''Check out my lovely brown haired gee. She rides well''

Flying Abruptly

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Couldn't find the article on The Star's website! I just googled the swimsuit there and results came up, but I can't access it in work!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2563062/Bikini-dissolves-in-water.html

http://foolishgadgets.com/200908/the-dissolving-bikini-disappears-in-water/

WindSock

Long Onion wrote: »

I spent time in Southall in London - full of barrels of ghee for sale - i thought it most amusing

Selling them in bags must be a Dublin thing so :pac:

WindSock

Flying Abruptly wrote: »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2563062/Bikini-dissolves-in-water.html

http://foolishgadgets.com/200908/the-dissolving-bikini-disappears-in-water/

What the hell? It's supposed to be revenge for a guy being dumped?

''I think we should break up''

''Oh noes! But I laaaave youuu. Here take this skimpy bikini as token of rememberance''

''Umm. Ok. I shall wear it to the beach post-haste. Come with me now and watch me frolic in the sea.''

Degsy

WindSock wrote: »

And horse riders. ''Check out my lovely brown haired gee. She rides well''

http://www.geebag.co.uk/news.htm
Then there's this fool

Super-Rush

H2Ohahahahahahahahahahehehohohohoh by they way Pika did you get that package i sent you?? Careful now don't get it damp.

WindSock

Degsy wrote: »

http://www.geebag.co.uk/news.htm
Then there's this fool

:pac::D I remember seeing that before. Forgot all about it. Thanks

Kersh

You never know what sorts of gees have been in there

:D:D

pikachucheeks

super-rush wrote: »

H2Ohahahahahahahahahahehehohohohoh by they way Pika did you get that package i sent you?? Careful now don't get it damp.

*waits for man to jump in with filthy response*

Degsy

pikachucheeks wrote: »

*waits for man to jump in with filthy response*

yep..better not put it on when i'm around or its gone!

WindSock

Degsy wrote: »

yep..better not put it on when i'm around or its gone!

PMSL...ooops.

Dublin_Gunner

Flying Abruptly wrote: »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2563062/Bikini-dissolves-in-water.html

http://foolishgadgets.com/200908/the-dissolving-bikini-disappears-in-water/

**throws water at screen** .........

Its not much of a surprise unless you take it out of the box though.

The big 'Get Naked Bikini' and explanatory text beneath might be a bit of a give away.....

pikachucheeks

Degsy wrote: »

yep..better not put it on when i'm around or its gone!

Hmm. Fancy it for youself, do you!?

Novella

Whoever invented that is basically a fcuking GENIUS. Who'da thunk it?!!

Super-Rush

Degsy wrote: »

yep..better not put it on when i'm around or its gone!

Ha ha legend