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Water way to get back at your ex!

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  • 05-08-2009 11:34am
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    pikachucheeks
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    "A bikini that dissolves in water has outraged killjoy women's rights campaigners.

    The saucy thong swimsuit - sold as the perfect present for dumped boyfriends - looks like a real bikini but disappears after just a few seconds in water.

    Sellers in Germany say the sexy Get Naked costume is a good chance for dumped men to get their own back after a difficult break up.

    But women's rights campaigner Rosmarie Zapfl stormed last night: 'It is an absolute insult to women that this has been invented.' "

    Taken from 'The Star', p21, Friday 31/7/09

    :confused:

    Absolutely insane! Why would someone accept a gift of a bikini from an ex-boyfriend in the first place?

    And surely if the bikini did "disappear" it would attract a hell of a lot of male attention for the ex-girlfriend, rendering the gift quite successful for her!


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    #2
    hidinginthebush
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    Genius. I can see the excuses now "But I bought that bikini at the store where I buy all mother's clothes... Oh god she's at the park right now!"


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    davyjose
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    Pics?


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    WindSock
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    Not a very good idea, as I generally wash swimwear before I wear it. You never know what sorts of gees have been in there, and those plastic stickers are hardly a great barrier.


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    That_Guy
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    Do they come in all sizes?


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    Cookie_Monster
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    WindSock wrote: »
    Not a very good idea, as I generally wash swimwear before I wear it. You never know what sorts of gees have been in there, and those plastic stickers are hardly a great barrier.

    Eh? are they not like underwear - non returnable and testable?


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    pikachucheeks
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    davyjose wrote: »
    Pics?

    Couldn't find the article on The Star's website! I just googled the swimsuit there and results came up, but I can't access it in work!

    I reckon one of you brave AH men should buy one and let us know the result it has ;)


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    Wez
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    This is how ya do it..

    bcondoms.gif


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    I ama definitely buying these and unviting the hawt girls to the pool


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    Sea Sharp
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    What if she sees a man she really likes before she gets into the water?????
    Or is it just h2o activated :)


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    pikachucheeks
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    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    What if she sees a man she really likes before she gets into the water?????
    Or is it just h2o activated :)

    :eek: FILTH!


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    engrish?
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    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    What if she sees a man she really likes before she gets into the water?????
    Or is it just h2o activated :)


    Jaysus, you make women sound like Slimer from Ghostbusters


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    Tomebagel
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    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    What if she sees a man she really likes before she gets into the water?????
    Or is it just h2o activated :)


    durrthy man!


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Or is it just h2o activated :)

    H2ooooooh?


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    WindSock
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    Zavier Melodic Sample wrote: »
    H2ooooooh?

    H2ho?


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    WindSock wrote: »
    H2ho?

    H2 oh no?


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    Gummy Panda
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    WindSock wrote: »
    Not a very good idea, as I generally wash swimwear before I wear it. You never know what sorts of gees have been in there, and those plastic stickers are hardly a great barrier.

    :eek:


    *goes off to Penny's to have a sniff around the bikinis*


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    gillo_100
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    Cookie_Monster wrote: »
    Eh? are they not like underwear - non returnable and testable?

    No, this amazed me too when I was told it when working on customer services in Dunnes.

    So long as the sticker in the gosset (bit where your bajango goes) is still there thay can be returned.


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    Vegeta
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    Zavier Melodic Sample wrote: »
    H2 oh no?

    H2Whoa can we please stop with the H2O jokes


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    Zadkiel
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    gillo_100 wrote: »
    No, this amazed me too when I was told it when working on customer services in Dunnes.

    So long as the sticker in the gosset (bit where your bajango goes) is still there thay can be returned.

    But any number of lady gardens could have been rubbing against the sticker!:eek:
    I'm horrified.
    Thank fook blokes dont try on keks before they buy em.....I'd be scalding my scrotes every time I bought a pair :(


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    Degsy
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    gillo_100 wrote: »
    No, this amazed me too when I was told it when working on customer services in Dunnes.

    So long as the sticker in the gosset (bit where your bajango goes) is still there thay can be returned.

    I beleive the correct term is Gusset..as in "Arrgh,me chalfonts are chaffing on me gusset..its bastard murder".


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    Interceptor
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    WindSock wrote: »
    Not a very good idea, as I generally wash swimwear before I wear it. You never know what sorts of gees have been in there, and those plastic stickers are hardly a great barrier.

    EWWWW... You said gee on the internets.


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    Degsy
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    Interceptor wrote: »
    EWWWW... You said gee on the internets.


    Americans say Gee all the time...as in "Gee,Iyerland is so greeen..and so's me gee".


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    pikachucheeks
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    Degsy wrote: »
    Americans say Gee all the time...as in "Gee,Iyerland is so greeen..and so's me gee".

    Green? That'll be the chlamydia!


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    fintonie
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    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Taken from 'The Star', p21, Friday 31/7/09

    :confused:

    Absolutely insane! Why would someone accept a gift of a bikini from an ex-boyfriend in the first place?

    And surely if the bikini did "disappear" it would attract a hell of a lot of male attention for the ex-girlfriend, rendering the gift quite successful for her!

    there not all jamie lee curtises :D


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Vegeta wrote: »
    H2Whoa can we please stop with the H2O jokes

    H2Okay.


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    fintonie
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    Wez wrote: »
    This is how ya do it..

    bcondoms.gif

    lol :D


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    dr.bollocko
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    fintonie wrote: »
    there not all jamie lee curtises :D

    That's a Halloween H2O.


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    CreepingDeath
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    Water disolvable bikini... classic !

    Will short-list that one for potential Kris Kindle present ideas at work.


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    WindSock
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    Degsy wrote: »
    Americans say Gee all the time...as in "Gee,Iyerland is so greeen..and so's me gee".

    So do Indians. ''We used the finest of gees in our curries''


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    dumbblonde122
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    ha ha I am female and I think it is excellent. As long as it doesn't happen to me of course


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