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doubled up deity

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  • 05-08-2009 1:54am
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    spiggotpaddy
    Registered Users Posts: 873 ✭✭✭


    i had this dream last night i was walking along a road in the rain and i saw a hippy type dude coming towards me. when we meet he says my father told me you were looking for me. so i said who are you.
    he began to say i am jesus
    but as he spoke i kicked him right in the bollocks. he keeled over and fell in the mud.and i said why the **** could'nt you stick to the carpentry you lazy scruffy bastard, anything to get out of a days work.


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    Zillah
    Registered Users Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Was that a joke? Like, man walks into a bar, sort of thing?


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    ChocolateSauce
    Registered Users Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    I try not to say retards are funny because it is hurtful to a huge group of diverse people, but this kinda makes my efforts a bit harder.


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    kiffer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    that's a pretty nasty thing to do there OP... Kicking a man below the belt... You should have told him you wanted a loft/attic conversion on the cheap... Maybe some shelving units. Poor little mexican sent here to improve his english...

    Man, do you have some pent up issuse to be kicking people in the crotch in your dreams...?


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