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Sign of the Times!

dak · 2009-08-04 11:56:49

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Over an antique shop: "Remains to be seen." In a brassiere shop window: "We're the real decoy." At a brothel: "It's a business doing pleasure with you!" In a butcher shop window: "Never a bum steer." On a diaper service truck: "Rock a dry baby." On a divorce lawyer's wall: "Satisfaction guaranteed or…

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Over an antique shop: "Remains to be seen."

In a brassiere shop window: "We're the real decoy."

At a brothel: "It's a business doing pleasure with you!"

In a butcher shop window: "Never a bum steer."

On a diaper service truck: "Rock a dry baby."

On a divorce lawyer's wall: "Satisfaction guaranteed or
your honey back."

On a junkyard fence: "Edifice wrecks."

At a lumberyard: "Come see, come saw."

On a plumber's truck: "A flush beats a full house."

Over the psychiatrist's couch: "I shrink, therefore I am."

At Spooner's Tailor Shoppe: "It's our measure to pleat you!"

At the tyre store: "We skid you not

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