I have received a licence to get Drunk!

renraw

guys and girls,

Today is a monumental day...apart from being allowed to get p1ssed last nite (be it at home but i was very successful). however, Spraoi is on down here, (waterford that is).....the bank holiday is a true licence ta just get rat arssed...However, like most agreements, mine comes with conditions (not messing), and they are as follows:

1: Animals are not your friends, do not try and pick them up or flirt with them.

2: Heat and alcohol do not mix. Don't even try to cook when you're wasted.

3: No matter how sound an idea it may sound, sending a naked picture of yourself to your long time friends is always a bad idea.

4: As much of your friends say one more shot ta throw down your throat (even though you're incapacitated) . Just say no. Seriously…just say no.

5: No matter what they say. When you run out of things to drink, White Spirits is NOT an alcohol you can continue with.

so, when ye head out on the p1ss, are ye controlled or repremanded...be it at your LIFE

yerayeah

renraw wrote: »

guys and girls,

Today is a monumental day...apart from being allowed to get p1ssed last nite (be it at home but i was very successful). however, Spraoi is on down here, (waterford that is).....the bank holiday is a true licence ta just get rat arssed...However, like most agreements, mine comes with conditions (not messing), and they are as follows:

1: Animals are not your friends, do not try and pick them up or flirt with them.

2: Heat and alcohol do not mix. Don't even try to cook when you're wasted.

3: No matter how sound an idea it may sound, sending a naked picture of yourself to your long time friends is always a bad idea.

4: As much of your friends say one more shot ta throw down your throat (even though you're incapacitated) . Just say no. Seriously…just say no.

5: No matter what they say. When you run out of things to drink, White Spirits is NOT an alcohol you can continue with.

so, when ye head out on the p1ss, are ye controlled or repremanded...be it at your LIFE

6: Don't post while drunk?!=p

lucky-colm

how does this give you alicence to get drunk?
well?

TPD

Is the OP underage? That might explain a few things

renraw

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

Is the OP underage? That might explain a few things

haha, nah...just very strict OH....its not often im allowed to go out and make a show of myself and not have any consequences....so thats why the licence is soo valuable

Riamfada

The OP is probably married

edit: woo I was right. I have this package for you that was delivered to me. Its your balls

TPD

Jesus marriage seems shíte if a night out drinking becomes a thread-worthy event. I've been rat-arsed 3 nights of the last 7, OP. And I tried and succeeded in cooking when I came home on one of the nights.

Whiskey Devil

renraw wrote: »

guys and girls,

Today is a monumental day...apart from being allowed to get p1ssed last nite (be it at home but i was very successful). however, Spraoi is on down here, (waterford that is).....the bank holiday is a true licence ta just get rat arssed...However, like most agreements, mine comes with conditions (not messing), and they are as follows:

1: Animals are not your friends, do not try and pick them up or flirt with them.

2: Heat and alcohol do not mix. Don't even try to cook when you're wasted.

3: No matter how sound an idea it may sound, sending a naked picture of yourself to your long time friends is always a bad idea.

4: As much of your friends say one more shot ta throw down your throat (even though you're incapacitated) . Just say no. Seriously…just say no.

5: No matter what they say. When you run out of things to drink, White Spirits is NOT an alcohol you can continue with.

so, when ye head out on the p1ss, are ye controlled or repremanded...be it at your LIFE

She sounds like a right old hoot.

Mimikyu

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Saibh

renraw wrote: »

guys and girls,

Today is a monumental day...apart from being allowed to get p1ssed last nite (be it at home but i was very successful). however, Spraoi is on down here, (waterford that is).....the bank holiday is a true licence ta just get rat arssed...However, like most agreements, mine comes with conditions (not messing), and they are as follows:

1: Animals are not your friends, do not try and pick them up or flirt with them.

2: Heat and alcohol do not mix. Don't even try to cook when you're wasted.

3: No matter how sound an idea it may sound, sending a naked picture of yourself to your long time friends is always a bad idea.

4: As much of your friends say one more shot ta throw down your throat (even though you're incapacitated) . Just say no. Seriously…just say no.

5: No matter what they say. When you run out of things to drink, White Spirits is NOT an alcohol you can continue with.

so, when ye head out on the p1ss, are ye controlled or repremanded...be it at your LIFE

Looks like it is going to be a quiet night out for you...

Poor Uncle Tom

renraw,
It's not all about drink, but that's a good start,
do yourself a favour, dump the OH and start living.